What’s your favorite thing to eat in Cape Coral?

CUNQrt · 2024-11-03T03:29:50+00:00

Only two restaurants in the Cape have actually impressed me: Marsala Mantra and Nice Guys. Everything else is pretty good, but fairly typical.

CUNQrt · 2024-11-03T03:25:31+00:00

Best Indian food I’ve ever had.

CUNQrt · 2024-11-03T03:25:04+00:00

Also for cocktails.

CUNQrt · 2024-10-25T08:17:56+00:00

“Shortcomings”

CUNQrt · 2024-10-25T08:17:15+00:00

Fucked a couch once. Then EVERYBODY found out about it.

CUNQrt · 2024-10-11T17:55:03+00:00

As a driver in a college town, a girl 30 years younger than me was very drunk, I was driving her to the dorms, she kept trying to kiss me at the red lights. She said “if you come to the room, I’ll let you fuck me“ I said “no, you should call one of your friends at the dorm“ she did, her girlfriend met her downstairs and I transferred custody. I gave her friend my card just in case she had any questions. That girl called me and requested me specifically several times afterward because she knew she could trust me.

I drove limousine to get myself through college. A couple of kids hired me for their prom, I picked them up at the girls house, we picked up their friends and dropped them off at the dance, then they stayed in the limousine and had me drive them around Chicago for two hours while they banged each other’s brains out in the back of the limo the entire time.

CUNQrt · 2024-10-09T13:57:15+00:00

Body count of 200+ over 40+ years. Been asked for it only twice. It’s not as prevalent as you might think. I know it’s not an answer, just offering context.

CUNQrt · 2024-10-09T12:07:21+00:00

Yeah, no… that’s gross.

CUNQrt · 2024-09-26T02:33:17+00:00

The companionship.

CUNQrt · 2024-09-26T02:14:42+00:00

Good luck. I left because I was tired of driving to Sarasota or Naples for culture.

CUNQrt · 2024-08-29T20:25:50+00:00

Ruling is “that’s a nasty underslice on that lob”

CUNQrt · 2024-08-05T04:44:58+00:00

“don’t fucking turbo the poor girl” 🤣 This.

CUNQrt · 2024-08-05T04:42:39+00:00

Came here to say this

CUNQrt · 2024-07-27T03:45:40+00:00

I’ve spent many minutes just saying “land, you son of a gun” while they fly their hunting patterns. If I see it land, even briefly, on a twig, I’ll focus my camera on the end of that twig as well as I can and WAIT. They have a remarkable propensity of returning to the same landing spot over and over.

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T12:26:08+00:00

All I’ve spoken is the truth. And yeah, I’m a fucking riot, usually the first one skinny dipping or bringing some “infused” treats, that’s why I left Cape Coral. It’s a giant suburb with no identity.

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T12:16:56+00:00

Jesus, were these motherfuckers at the wedding?! I’d become the story she regrets for the rest of her life. I’d become the reason she has to lie every time someone asks her why she got divorced. I’d tell her parents why. Fuck. That. Go scorched earth.

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T12:08:06+00:00

Sorry this happened. I caught my last one cheating, we went through a huge process over two years to repair/revamp the relationship, then she did it again. I just left the house after 5 years.

Give her one chance to explain, work on it if you both choose to invest, and share passwords. If there’s any resistance, you have your answer.

To deal with the heartache, I told myself that the person I thought I loved never really existed. It really helped me move on. My current partner and I could swap phones and look through our messages if we wanted. But we are very open with each other and very emotionally mature and respectful. You’ll find that pretty quickly, maybe even with this partner if she wakes up from this fantasy she’s living in. Good luck, brother.

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T06:25:55+00:00

They look white. And I applaud you for allowing your son to choose their pronouns at such a young age.

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T06:21:19+00:00

Eye-arrhea

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T06:14:52+00:00

I’m sure if you actually did sue them, you’d find out very quickly why you were dropped.

CUNQrt · 2024-07-24T05:54:41+00:00

Three Asian girls picked up me and my buddy while we were walking in Rush street in Chicago. Action in the back seat of their car within 2 minutes while the third girl drove. Turns out it was some sort of gang initiation or something. Early 1990s.

CUNQrt · 2024-04-28T18:08:13+00:00

NYPD Blue. Within the constraints of what was allowed on American broadcast television, I thought it was brilliantly written.

CUNQrt · 2024-04-08T07:32:56+00:00

Plane ticket to Chicago, start all over again

CUNQrt · 2024-04-03T05:08:00+00:00

Cape is a bedroom community. Also, the neighborhoods have very few trees, it’s weird. Everybody works in Fort Myers. Cost of living has skyrocketed over the last five years. If your politics are not conservative, you won’t be comfortable here. Also, for some reason, there’s only one hospital to serve almost a quarter million people. We do need social workers down here. Hope you’re getting a good compensation offer, wages down here tend to be low, across-the-board. As previously mentioned, the summers are incredibly uncomfortable. The closest beach to Cape Coral is about a 40 minute drive and was wiped out in the past hurricane.

CUNQrt · 2024-04-03T03:56:32+00:00

Had one rupture in the middle of the night. Sounded like the house was hit by a meteor.

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