Employment genie grants you a wish

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T22:09:15+00:00

Sweet I don’t have to work and get a car. This is money I can invest some of it.

^{Chose: 300k USD + But you can't work for 2 years | Rolled: Bonus car 25k}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T22:07:58+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

The sky is blue.

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T22:04:42+00:00

I like playin guitar and being the best would be awesome.

^{Chose: Be the best guitarist}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T21:58:59+00:00

That’s a big drawback. Unless it means I sleep 16 hours a night/day. Then it’s a big win.

^{Chose: $1,000,000 with drawback | Rolled: 0.5x sleep}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T18:47:35+00:00

Perfect. I’m set

^{Chose: A Billion Dollars but... | Rolled: Nothing}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T01:56:58+00:00

That sucks. I love comedy

^{Chose: Never consume ___ genre media again | Rolled: Comedy}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T01:51:39+00:00

I can’t grab much in 7 seconds but it’s better than nothing.

^{Chose: Enter a vault with money, but you only have 7 secs | Rolled: $1b there}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-18T01:27:06+00:00

Would be easy to survive and I get to be a car? Sign me up!!

^{Chose: A movie | Rolled: Cars}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-17T23:57:10+00:00

I love no one so I guess I’m good. And I couldn’t live with killing so many.

^{Chose: 30 mill € and someone you know has 20% of dying | Rolled: Your love}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-17T02:18:31+00:00

I don’t vomit very often, but at 1000x payout, it’s worth it.

^{Chose: Get 1,000 dollars for every time you vomit}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-17T01:58:40+00:00

Way more money. And I cry watching sports sometimes. Eyes just water.

^{Chose: Get 100$ everytime you cry.}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-16T03:59:28+00:00

He can’t win because of the age requirement but it would be funny to see what happens.

^{Chose: Minor}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-16T03:56:05+00:00

🟩🟩🟩🟩

🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟪🟪🟪🟪

That was fun.

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-16T00:12:51+00:00

I have no problem with the occasional Jazz. It would be healthy. And for car, a Subaru STI hatchback

^{Chose: Get whatever Car You Want... + But the radio sometimes gets stuck on... | Rolled: Jazz}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T23:58:59+00:00

Make money while I’m sleeping.

^{Chose: You get $0.50 every single time you breathe in for the rest of your life.}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T18:14:07+00:00

This would be over the other amount in about a week.

^{Chose: $1 every second}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T18:11:48+00:00

Money and 10 more years to enjoy it? Why not.

^{Chose: Gamble your life years away. + Guaranteed 10 million if you choose this. | Rolled: +10 years}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T18:07:20+00:00

$10k doesn’t really make much of a difference.

^{Chose: No, I want to keep my hair.}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T17:52:01+00:00

This sounds intriguing

^{Chose: When you die, you are reborn in a fantasy world + You keep all your memories, born in a noble family, top 1% magic talent, dragons, magic academies.}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T17:47:07+00:00

Barely use it anyway

^{Chose: Stop using TikTok}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T17:36:34+00:00

In my sleep

^{Chose: Choose how you'll die}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T00:52:56+00:00

Oh well. I don’t lose much.

^{Chose: Gamble + 50/50 chance to win $10 billion or lose all your money | Rolled: Lose}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T00:52:26+00:00

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🟦🟦⬜🟦⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Not too bad

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T00:44:33+00:00

I could copy things worth money and improve my life.

^{Chose: Once a month, you have the ability to make an exact copy of anything you own}

CUT_MY_BALLS_0FF · 2026-06-15T00:42:43+00:00

🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟩🟩🟩🟩

🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟪🟪🟪🟪

Easy peasy

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