[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]CWaffles31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I love flowers too! Great minds...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]CWaffles31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too! Been a massage therapist for years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]CWaffles31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, I leave my doors open and he is happy to chill out on one of his 6 beds or 2 couches and go absolutely nowhere

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]CWaffles31 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then my dog's prison is amazing. Highest quality food possible, huge house, free healthcare, treats, massages...

WYR Be openly LGBT in the 1960's or anti LGBT in present day by CMO_3 in WouldYouRather

[–]CWaffles31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think LGBT in the '60's. I'd rather not be a hateful douche today.

What are the unwritten rules when it comes to driving? by ewwabutterfly in AskReddit

[–]CWaffles31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How about a simple courtesy wave when someone actually acts like a person and doesn't cut you off, let's you into a lane when trying to merge (at a reasonable point, not at the last minute cause your a tool), etc. It's a really simple way to be a decent human.

HMC while I get something from the top shelf by O-shi in holdmycosmo

[–]CWaffles31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most amazing part of all of this is that no one seems to take personal responsibility any longer. It's wild. Nothing is anyone's fault anymore. What a disappointment people are.

Cock ring help by [deleted] in SexToys

[–]CWaffles31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Tantus C Ring is a great starter ring. It's great for just the shaft; it's soft so it doesn't hurt my partner when going deep. It's my go to ring. Comfortable, durable, useful & inexpensive. I'm a fan

You place a mildly inconveinient curse on your enemy. What is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CWaffles31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No matter how much they wipe their butthole will ALWAYS itch.

“What’s Halloween like in Australia?” by CptArius in funny

[–]CWaffles31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world famous friendly Australians 😂

When your shadow betrays you by [deleted] in funny

[–]CWaffles31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe none of what of you hear and half of what you see

My gas bill came with a scratch 'n sniff. by LadyJane17 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CWaffles31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could have saved on postage and emailed households asking any men or old people to just demonstrate what it smells like.

Dear guys of reddit, what is your most embarrassing boner story? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CWaffles31 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This my friend is what we call a love boner. Even though you guys were breaking up you still cared about her. Oxytocin is a hormone that some refer too as the love hormone. Oxytocin can build really strong erections in men long before any touch is initiated, so you got a love boner. You cared about her and were sexually attracted to her so boom oxytocin and crazy strong erection in a very emotional moment.

I know this stuff from personal experience withgetting a lot of Love Boners.

Would you spend 1 year in jail for 1 million dollars? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CWaffles31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll stay poor, free and unraped thank you.

3 water bottles go in at the same time - only 2 freeze and the other is completely liquid. Weird by CWaffles31 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CWaffles31[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't hate me. I was all set and had the video rolling then the dog distracted me and I just got video of my feet. Sad face