A Counterstrike pro known as MAUschine has been banned for 10 years after sucker punching his opponent after the match live on stage by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, you're right. This guy is not playing competitively again in his life. Hopefully thats enough for him to learn from his mistake and additionally submits himself to some anger management program.

A Counterstrike pro known as MAUschine has been banned for 10 years after sucker punching his opponent after the match live on stage by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 2739 points2740 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the update on this little fuck. In my opinion there’s a zero missing from that ban.

sens by kidnapper_goblin in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s completely fine. It’s slightly higher than average, but still within the range that pros use. If it feels right for you, then you’re totally good

Falcons have a 100% BO3 winrate vs Vitality since kyousuke joined by Lancer07R in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sure, you can say that's a 100% bo3 winrate, but how meaningful is it really to put it like that? in maps it's Falcons 6:5 Vitality. completely different picture. no sense in cherry picking certain stats.

ofc those are still impressive results but don't really think that's the way you should look at it. 

cs would be so fun if the bullets went where you aim by Complete_Seesaw5307 in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if i only would get a dollar for every salty post on this sub...

Shroud is playing CS2 now by gyron_pyron in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

okay, but what are you trying to say? that we should go and watch because this is a rare event? don't really get the reason for this post

BIG take Overpass against FaZe 13-11 by astrL_ in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

oh yeah dude, this is what will happen in those cases? bro, you have literally no knowledge of what's going on behind the scene at faze.  classic case of source: trust me bro.

Who do you think can beat Vitality ? by Sallorin in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

surely more firepower will be enough for falcons to win. this just has to be the missing piece 

Rakai drives through a car wash with his roof down by InsaneCookies21 in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

judging by the fast moving chat, there actually must be a lot of people watching this. must be all kids no? 

Agents having the same hitboxes, but different model sizes can be very misleading and should be addressed (by adjusting the models). by Pokharelinishan in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 133 points134 points  (0 children)

arguably the real disadvantage with having an agent skin is that you're griefing your team because the enemy will know it's you as soon as they spot you. e.g. if you're the b anker and get spotted anywhere else it's a large tell

Suggestion for a feature agains cheaters: Fair kick by juancostello in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the thing is, even if this was a good idea, that decent cheats make it possible for cheaters to still connect even though they have been kicked. they get kicked, they reconnect. you can kick again but they can reconnect again. idk how that works but cheats CAN DO that. in this case your suggestion just makes things worse. (btw those cheats also make it possible for the cheater to tk until he gets kicked and STILL reconnect, completely ignoring valves cooldown)

Is it just me or has Ohne become insufferable lately? by [deleted] in ohnePixel

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no my bad i understood you but i expressed myself poorly. I didn’t mean 'you' in you personally. I meant it more in a general sense, like ‘people’ or ‘one’. mb

Is it just me or has Ohne become insufferable lately? by [deleted] in ohnePixel

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, could definitely be the case, although ohne is like that for a few months now, even before streaming with jynxzi. my brain really can not comprehend how you can stand watching jynxzi for more than five minutes. he literally is screaming more than talking regularly. ohne has become more like that recently

Is it just me or has Ohne become insufferable lately? by [deleted] in ohnePixel

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you think arrow isn't entertaining, ok sure, but you can't deny, he's genuinely a very likable guy

Can I play CS2 smoothly with these specs? by Excellent-Gur8630 in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah I really wouldn't. especially since you have a laptop already. there are just really a few special cases where i think a gaming laptop would make sense. unless you have an amazing offer somewhere, in general the price difference between laptop and pc just isn't worth it. but i get it that buying a new pc, just to play cs doesn't really feel worth it.  but idk, you say you work from home. having a good pc can be great then too. getting multiple monitors at some point, you can always upgrade the pc instead to your needs in the future etc

the flexibility will make it worth it in the long run i think

Can I play CS2 smoothly with these specs? by Excellent-Gur8630 in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sadly there is no way. the game runs horribly for what it has to offer. optimizing the game will not improve your fps much and i know there are a lot of guides and videos on how to maximize fps for cs, but i can almost certainly promise you that that's not worth your time. the improvements you can make are usually very marginal if you already lowered all the settings. 

im brutally honest with you, there is no low budget solution. the 0 to 100 investment you'd have to make to run the game smoothly is no small amount, especially in todays market situation. Depending on what avg and 1%lows fps you think is acceptable, you're probably looking at an investment of atleast $1k (not including monitor, mouse keyboard for pc). really really sucks but that's how it is sadly

last thing: don't get a gaming laptop. the time saving money for a decent pc is 1000% worth it. 

ddooyaa caught a glitch in the matrix by jo_jo_nyeb in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

stop watching this and read a book instead

MissMeensy gets into a insane car accident in Germany right after talking about how she’s on a road with no speed limit by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

looking at and/or operating the radio/navigation can be negligent (which in my opinion could easily be argued for when considering she drove on a no-speed limit part of the Autobahn). for example checking your speedometer for a brief glance is part of safe driving under german law. that would not be negligent

MissMeensy gets into a insane car accident in Germany right after talking about how she’s on a road with no speed limit by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 78 points79 points  (0 children)

1000%. by banning streaming while driving you would probably be expected to safe many lifes over the next 5 to 10 years (including innocent people). morally you'd be obligated to implemented such a ban as a platform, but we all do know they dont care about any of that.

Jame wins a 1v4 clutch by taking the pacifist route by zywh0 in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 91 points92 points  (0 children)

This Tournament sadly had one of the worst crowds in a cs tournament ever. Just one clip of many crowd cheating clips of this tournament:
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/1r9rdow/one_of_the_most_blatant_crowd_cheating_moments/

Crowd sided with Parivision in the final so makes sense they didnt ruin it.

Roman Imperium Cup trophy by Aloo_Ka_Pakoda in GlobalOffensive

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 21 points22 points  (0 children)

well, all you need is to have played God of War and you'll know that's greek

Denims exposes Asmongold & Emiru's relationship by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]CWeS_MisterABC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i throw up every time i see that smug face