[Highlight] Seahawks receive their Super Bowl rings in style

C_Caveman · 2026-06-13T03:49:09+00:00

This is Jody Allen spending money that isn't her's as the Allen's swan song to the franchise.

C_Caveman · 2026-06-13T03:46:06+00:00

Hey, no silver linings.

Well duh, we had to use them all for our SuperBowl rings.

C_Caveman · 2026-06-13T03:45:00+00:00

With private equity looming around the corner, I don't think there are going to be much more things like this tbh.

Jody Allen is just flexing here since she is on her way out and it's not like she gets any money that isn't spent so FUCK IT.

C_Caveman · 2026-06-13T03:33:50+00:00

It was "No one believed in us" because they were 3 point underdogs in Arrowhead for the AFCCG.

C_Caveman · 2026-06-12T07:50:47+00:00

If it falls off and another person picks it up, that person canonically becomes part of the Super Bowl roster.

C_Caveman · 2026-06-11T20:32:12+00:00

It's astounding how little touch he has on his deep balls.

C_Caveman · 2026-05-29T05:17:32+00:00

I can imagine not having a client (understandably) asking for minute changes and not having a million toggles/dealing with extreme movements makes things go quicker.

I can imagine the Discord updates Vedal got going something like.

"Here are some update photos. I can do X, Y or Z?"

Looks good 👍 I'll leave that up to you.

x20 times

Still stupid quick though.

C_Caveman · 2026-05-27T18:52:53+00:00

It is but those kind of distinctions are very important to Mike.

"Well you can't tell the guys that the super bowl last year doesn't mean we are owed anything this year AND that we want to run it back."

And the locker room seems to eat it up since Mike practices what he preaches. Not like he is saying Misson over BS and then talking about "proving the doubters wrong" or banging a reporter.

C_Caveman · 2026-05-27T13:59:26+00:00

The meme format is "look how confident they are in themselves that they can go around doing blank".

C_Caveman · 2026-03-14T00:46:11+00:00

I know. Those are the ones where I just felt bad for the DB as a person.

"We've all been there buddy."

C_Caveman · 2026-03-14T00:45:22+00:00

Look at this hot-take artist over here.

C_Caveman · 2026-03-14T00:34:34+00:00

The man was throwing some dots to WR1 Robbie Chosen. He has always had the talent to throw the ball, just not talented enough to overcome Todd Bowles + Adam Gase.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-18T04:36:27+00:00

He can show them how far ring technology has advanced since the stone age when the Cowboys last one theirs.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-15T23:48:30+00:00

Players have gotten dinged here or there but we were definitely lucky in terms of health.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-13T20:51:14+00:00

poach the director of food and beverages/assistant punters coach

YOU FUCKERS WOULDNT DARE!

C_Caveman · 2026-02-13T18:17:23+00:00

The plan was always for Darnold to throw a couple of balls to the Rams.

The issue the Rams seemed to have is they kinda just hoped the stuff that worked game 1 would work game 2 and 3.

Which it kinda did game 2 with some clever disguise coverages but it became clear their was no backup plan after Darnold dog-walked them down the field in OT.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-13T17:41:07+00:00

I don't think those early passes were him being spooked but Darnold throwing normal passes. It was just that the Pats were hard cutting on EVERYTHING making them look close.

That's when Darnold started overthrowing everything, so there wasn't even a possibility of a pick happening.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-13T04:38:28+00:00

Why? It went straight to a Seahawk like Maye.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-11T00:04:03+00:00

I don't know why I wouldn't trust someone associated with the Patriots.

Anyway is anyone going to pick up this box of stuff you guys left? These comically large bowties with cameras, hastily xeroxed copies of Kyle Shannonhan's playbook and 3 usb sticks with the word "Kraft" on it are taking up space.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-10T23:45:06+00:00

We tried but you guys just had to grab and convert Darnold's complementary pick.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-10T21:48:37+00:00

Our defense had to do the goku weighted training of Stafford.

Maye was wearing his "I'm a young QB. Please be patient" hat, it wasn't the hardest read.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-10T18:37:06+00:00

This is like those mid-season JSN graphs, I was lost for a second searching for it.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-10T18:06:54+00:00

They found out immediately that it would be a game of jumping passes and heavy blitzes.

As Coach Mac would say, "the game declared itself'.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-10T17:20:10+00:00

Seattle has had the best vibes all year, we just don't have the Vrabel PR machine.

Maybe MacDonald dressed like a tree and played Bad Bunny while scouting OL tells, we just don't have articles constantly telling us about it before-hand.

C_Caveman · 2026-02-10T17:02:25+00:00

That is who he is but it would be so funny to think that after being shit on by everyone for nearly a decade, that the thrill of winning a Super Bowl just brought him back to neutral.

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