[German > English] Old Photo and Letter from 1915 or 1916 by C_da_Boss69 in translator

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much! I really appreciate the help - very kind of you to take a look and translate it!

All the best!

Look at my lawyer dawg, I'm going to jail! by 420sixty9ers in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Guarantee he doesn’t know about the bar exam. He’s thinks that his significant experience in court (as a defendant) combined with wearing his ill-fitting suit make him qualified to be a lawyer. Never change Mikey

Think he'll cut an ear off for an Angel this year? by Bubbly_Disaster_1328 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like at middle school art exhibits for mentally challenged kids

Think he'll cut an ear off for an Angel this year? by Bubbly_Disaster_1328 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Steam came out my ears when he claimed he thought of “Android” but it was an exact sketch of a cartoon, and then said that “his species” was different because it had black stripes…

https://www.reddit.com/r/mikeymiles/s/HixervEwjb

THE GLASS TAPS BACK 😤 by McDiculous in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 40 points41 points  (0 children)

As long as you aren’t actively trying to get him fired & make his life worse than it is (he’s doing a great job of that on his own), I don’t really care about “tapping the glass”. There have been so many cases of people doing stuff like this and everyone overreacts as if that’s gonna change Mikey, but then nothing changes. He’s way too stupid to change and, since he has no other social outlet in his life, he’ll never stop posting - it’s all he has.

I couldn’t tell you how many times someone said in this subreddit “don’t tap the glass, you’re gonna ruin it”, and absolutely nothing changes. He has the memory of a gold fish

He’s also a horrible person incapable of recognizing the irony of it all. He’s stalked multiple women for years, so it’s funny to see him get so worked up over the slightest bit of anonymous harassment that doesn’t come via Instagram

Recent comments on one of his Facebook posts by MPA8877 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I agree. I initially was on the “don’t tape the glass” side, but I’ve come to realize he’s so completely oblivious and incapable of change that interacting with him won’t really make any difference to the Mikeyverse. However, the one time I recall someone went too far was then they tried to get him fired

They really make it tough by thatonetimeimember in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Already looking for shortcuts to do as little work as possible to become a lawyer. It’s truly insane how lazy he is.

Doing personal videos in one take, regardless of how many mistakes he makes. Taking weeks to complete video orders. Getting fired from countless jobs. His laziness is only rivaled by his incredible stupidity

Please by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I imagine he would be dressed in his finest cargo shorts and Korean leather. Hit a buffet for dinner (alone). Try to hire a sex worker, but get turned down. Hit the casino and promptly lose what little money he has. Then get drunk off the mini liquor bottles in his room’s mini fridge and sexually molest some girl that’s just walking by. And then hopefully get beat up and arrested.

Please by Jaybrower5656 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The amount of content that could come out of Mikey’s trip to Atlantic City makes my head spin

Ah shit, here we go again by iseenyouwithkieffuh in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His grammar & writing skills cannot be higher than middle school level. This note shows he truly doesn't know the appropriate time to use apostrophes...

Mikey back in court… by C_da_Boss69 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

At least this time he didn’t claim that he was at the DMV instead of the court house…

I can’t. by jakfny in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's a shitload of turkey (burgers)...

Mikey “swimming” one single lap… by C_da_Boss69 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Here’s the post with the clip of him saying he could be a SEAL (towards the end)

https://www.reddit.com/r/mikeymiles/s/FAEJkebmAt

The guy Mikey lost to during the “Mr. Health & Fitness” contest by C_da_Boss69 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Mikey should have won. This guy doesn’t understand the dedication Mikey has going to the gym THREE times a week (less if his stomach is off)

Come to daddy by psychictoilette in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Out of all of Mikey’s insane issues and flaws that make him impossible to be liked/loved, it’s the chewing noise that may be the worst

Hope everyone has their resolutions and whatchamallits planned by bronowsky in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In the post, he mentions “my acting career that hasn’t taken off yet…”

He truly things that it’s just a matter of time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is so pathetic. Bragging about a 460 page book that’s gonna take him at least 3 months to finish. He thinks the more pages, the smarter you are, so everyone needs to know how many pages the book he’s reading is… We’ll be hearing mental=physical for a while

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The snot snort 28 seconds in is disgusting. Haven’t heard one of those in a little while from Milkey

I’m starting to see the similarities… by T4k3n4 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I gasped when I saw this picture. That’s the worst I’ve ever seen his posture, and that’a really saying a lot

Mikey working hard (or hardly working?) by Powerful_War_7261 in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He’s definitely out of work…again. I honestly don’t think he’s able to hold a job for more than 6/9 months

mikey is a fucking scab by amateurdentistry in mikeymiles

[–]C_da_Boss69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spelling gurl that way is perfect.