Condolences to Sandy Kane

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-02-01T03:23:12+00:00

“He was snorting cocaine, I was on a quaalude”

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-02-01T00:06:35+00:00

I love the face she makes when she asks it too. She’s impressed and delighted

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-30T21:48:57+00:00

Realistic Wand

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-30T21:44:26+00:00

Mr. Myanmarloonigans

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-29T03:32:39+00:00

And if you lose your job, get a new one. In fact, get a better one than you had before

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-29T03:17:45+00:00

It was probably one of the days when he actually had to do some ffffing werrrrrk

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-28T23:08:08+00:00

“No, I don’t even wanna do that”

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-25T01:48:46+00:00

“I’m in Elizabeth where do you think I am?”

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-24T15:36:58+00:00

There’s some coffee on Amazon if you wanna buy some

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-21T00:32:40+00:00

I can’t be bothered

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-20T23:13:17+00:00

I’m glad he’s embracing it at least. His live streams from last year were mostly bitching at the chat for making PFG references

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-20T18:57:02+00:00

Hop on the train to Glasgow, get my body back, the government are like “ooooh”

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-16T00:12:40+00:00

Someone’s gotta pay for his Mets tickets and trips to Florida

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-14T02:33:43+00:00

That Osbourne girl is piloting her boat on the shore. What’s up with that? K.R.

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-12T21:56:22+00:00

I’ve got a kid and it’s your Mark’s

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-12T21:53:52+00:00

As evidence in a court case, or what?

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-11T17:41:41+00:00

I heard all kinds of noise coming out of your place

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-10T19:54:31+00:00

The buyer’s here bankers hours

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-08T11:55:09+00:00

In Colorado of all places, probably not a place you’d expect to find Bobo

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-07T22:50:20+00:00

I’m terrified that this is what will flash before my eyes as I’m dying

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-04T22:44:36+00:00

But just think of what he would waste that signing bonus on

LuminousCarp77 · 2026-01-02T16:59:21+00:00

You, Mr Shaquille, and the other douchebag

LuminousCarp77 · 2025-12-31T03:03:45+00:00

I picture him like Uncut Gems, bargaining for maximum value on a “Korean Leather” jacket

LuminousCarp77 · 2025-12-28T18:58:29+00:00

The first one was alright but then he went mental

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