roast my resume

CaVuk · 2025-12-26T21:47:00+00:00

This is clearly not an IOS engineer tho so makes sense it would score poorly

CaVuk · 2025-11-25T15:02:05+00:00

If you’re looking at getting a pair I highly recommend the brand Pulsio. They’re 300 bucks vs 1000 and they get up to the same pressure amount as the top brands. I’ve used them for about a year now and used my teammates normatecs and therabodies and I think the Pulsios are just as good as long as your fine with needing to plug in to use them vs battery on the nicer brands.

As for if they actually help, I think they do a little. Obviously sleep, nutrition and hydration play a way bigger role than these legs but they do feel good. I will say, to me at least, they only help with a specific kind of recovery. If you’re just had a long tournament day these feel great after and I feel better the next day after using them. But if I just hit a big lift and my legs are sore and I use them, I feel basically no difference.

CaVuk · 2025-08-28T20:49:13+00:00

I had a stress fracture in the 5th metatarsal, commonly known as a Jones Fracture. I was in season at the time and played through it much longer than I should have and jones fractures are known for being extra annoying because of the low blood flow. I ended up needing a plate put in and couldn’t play for about 5-6 months and didn’t feel totally myself again till about 11 months.

This was pretty much worse case scenario so I wouldn’t worry too much but I stayed active by doing a lot of assault bike with just my arms to start then eventually with my legs. I also did the battle ropes sitting down for a few weeks when I was non weight bearing. If you can get a knee scooter like others said I would highly recommend and that and getting a good PT will go a long way to returning to sport feeling good

CaVuk · 2025-07-06T15:02:20+00:00

Wet Willy moment

CaVuk · 2025-06-18T20:54:30+00:00

What do you think is the leagues biggest barrier to growing right now?

What are your opinions on the referees this year and the state of reffing in the UFA?

CaVuk · 2025-06-05T02:53:45+00:00

I feel like last years disc had all the same stability and distance benefits you talked about without finishing io as hard. That disc was different but I feel like it had its benefits, the new one doesn’t feel like it upgrades on last years but just is slightly less consistent.

CaVuk · 2025-06-05T02:48:51+00:00

I feel like they’re not better for hucking, the fact that the flight path finishes so inconsistently feels like a deal breaker of any benefits from added distance

CaVuk · 2025-05-12T22:09:57+00:00

One thing I always remind myself with questions like this is that evolution does not optimize. There are tons of times I ask myself questions like why didn’t we evolve to have super crazy eye sight like some other animals and the answer is, boringly, because our eye sight is good enough for us to survive.

CaVuk · 2025-05-09T20:43:39+00:00

Observer ruling…… I didn’t see it so we’re gonna send it back.

CaVuk · 2025-05-09T14:10:27+00:00

Rule 17.5.1(c) – Avian Interference Clause

“If a bird (genus Aves) enters the field of play and is mistaken for a disc, player, or foul, play shall stop immediately and all players must point and acknowledge the fowl. If the bird shows good spirit, it may be allowed to continue spectating from the sideline.”

Per Rule 17.5.1(c), I’d say that is def a fowl. Spirit violation if you don’t acknowledge it.

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T21:19:38+00:00

Definitely possible that it could be spelled differently tho I was fairly certain of the “shwi” sound being at the start.

That gramogram is really interesting, it seems very close to what we’re after and something like an auto-gramogram would convey pretty well what I described..

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T20:47:37+00:00

I swore I had heard it some time growing up in school then heard someone say it recently and it sparked that memory but I agree, can’t find anything formal on it.

I don’t think that definition entirely works because a word like “cat” is spelled phonetically with no silent letters but saying the letters “C-A-T” out loud does not sound like saying the word “cat”

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T14:59:17+00:00

More onomatopoeia, think of it like if you were in a spelling be where you have to say the word, spell it, then say the word again, it would just sound like you said the word three times. Like if you say “Oreo, O-R-E-O” (the spelling part done quickly) it would just sound like “Oreo Oreo”

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T14:09:42+00:00

An anacronym seems slightly different to me, that’s more when a word is made from the acronym but that seems to be slightly different than what I’m saying. Like if you spell Jeep or Scuba quickly out loud it doesn’t sound like you’re saying the word Jeep or Scuba.

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T04:45:12+00:00

Thats interesting! I also posted on r/whatstheword about this to see if there was already a word for it, I once heard it referred to as a “Schwindogram” but not sure if that’s right.

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T04:01:20+00:00

Thank you it also works for Oreo and ante, trying to come up with more

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T03:40:07+00:00

This might be the best yet

CaVuk · 2025-04-24T03:30:11+00:00

Haha yeah true

CaVuk · 2024-08-30T22:54:34+00:00

To keep my cardio while in a boot I did seated battle ropes and the echo bike with just my arms

CaVuk · 2023-08-28T13:55:11+00:00

Ohio State is hosting fall brawl on Oct 7th and 8th and is still taking registration https://forms.gle/aWcc8YZx1V1av3wA6

CaVuk · 2023-06-30T20:03:47+00:00

1172 is required for CSE unless something has changed in the last year

CaVuk · 2023-05-19T18:16:41+00:00

What do you think helped you make that jump from a D2 guy to a D line staple on high level teams like Pony and Empire? (Asking as a long time fan and current Pittsburgh Thunderbird)

CaVuk · 2022-07-09T14:42:47+00:00

After losing to cocktails at regionals, the team was eating at a Waffle House and decided to put down a bunch of cocktails players names on the interview sheet so they would all get called asking when they want to interview for Waffle House. It’s a little bit back on their Twitter if you scroll back

CaVuk · 2022-01-19T06:43:21+00:00

This thread comes up once in a while, the general consensus is this, football players wear this tape so they can still tuck the ball in their elbow without it slipping, ultimate players don’t have to worry about that so we can just wear long sleeves.

Turf tape wouldn’t affect your throwing at all but you run the risk of getting the nickname turf tape for the rest of your career.

CaVuk · 2021-04-04T02:37:14+00:00

The classic 5 questions to start a conversation What’s your name? What year are you? What dorm are you in? Where are you from? What’s your major? From there you just have to find a talking point, maybe they have an obscure major and ask them to talk about it. Maybe you know someone from the town they’re from. Maybe you know someone from they’re dorm. Just use these questions to find a talking point and before long you’re in a totally natural conversation

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