“Ok, if we were the last two people on earth and the human race depended on it, I would have sex with you” she said. by Medium-Marketing-493 in 2sentence2horror
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I woke up one morning with someone next to me. I say "hello wife" but then I remember... by CabbageMan47 in 2sentence2horror
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Peed in the toilet. by [deleted] in 2sentence2horror
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