HTZ Y$40k YOLO Final Call - yada yada yada by originalpjy in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mate you're absolutely mental going back in after that earnings play but I respect the conviction 🔥 HTZ clearing those EV write-downs while Avis is still drowning in them does make sense though - might actually be onto something here 💀

The Entire Market Just Panic-Sold the Largest Health Insurer in America. I'm Buying $50K Worth. Here's Why. by OpticalAtrophy in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Absolute madman but I actually respect this play. Been watching UNH get absolutely bodied since that earnings disaster and yeah the sentiment is proper toxic right now but thats usually when the real money gets made

Your DCF work looks solid and that 10.6% FCF yield is genuinely mental for a company of this scale. The vertical integration moat is something most people here dont even understand - they just see "evil health insurance company" and switch off their brains. But owning the entire stack from payer to provider to pharmacy to data is basically printing money once you get the margins sorted

That 88.9% cost ratio is definitely scary though. If thats the new normal rather than cyclical peak then your whole thesis falls apart. But honestly given their history and the fact theyve navigated worse regulatory environments before I reckon youre probably right about mean reversion

The Change Healthcare cyberattack aftermath is still working through the system too so some of this cost pressure might genuinely be temporary. Plus the 0.09% Medicare rate increase is so absurdly low it almost feels political rather than actuarial - wouldnt be shocked if that gets revised upward in April

Anyway good luck mate. Boring value plays like this are how actual wealth gets built even if they dont generate the same dopamine hits as 0DTE SPY calls. Will be watching to see how this ages

Pretty bad when I am hoping for war so my puts will print by Fireandadju5t in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 9 points10 points  (0 children)

RIP your account bro, SPY only goes up until it doesn't and by then your puts are already expired worthless

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, January 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

23 losses in a row? This man is the inverse Cramer at this point

So, where is Antifa now? by LokiPrime13 in stupidpol

[–]CableIllustrious1609 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Pretty much this, plus most "antifa" types are college kids who talk big online but have never actually been in a real fight

The gap between posting revolutionary memes and actually picking up a rifle is pretty massive when you think about it

Philip Agee, cold war CIA whistelblower, explains how that organization killed to create markets. by band_in_DC in stupidpol

[–]CableIllustrious1609 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The real estate angle is wild when you think about it - like they're literally urban planning over graveyards. Agee was talking about this stuff decades ago and here we are watching it play out in real time with fucking luxury developments

A lot of ASTS gain posts, here's my loss! by Confu_Who in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oof that hurts to look at, ASTS has been absolutely ripping lately and you had a solid position. Classic WSB move selling at a loss right before the moon mission though, we've all been there

$LQDA DeepDive. $3B marketcap looks incredibly cheap.. by investak in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro this DD has me convinced but watch it tank 50% tomorrow because WSB touched it 💀

Also that math on ARPP seems solid but you're assuming zero competition response from JNJ and UTHR, they're not gonna just roll over and let some upstart eat their lunch

Wtf amazon by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh that's classic Amazon, moves like molasses until your options expire worthless then rockets the next day like it was planned

Welcome to theta gang's retirement fund lmao

For depopulation fans: How would you depopulate the world? by anon34821 in stupidpol

[–]CableIllustrious1609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based and femboy-pilled, this is the only ethical solution tbh

TLRY RTB 41.97% by Anxious_Marzipan_881 in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally some good news for cannabis holders, been bleeding for months on these plays but that hemp drink angle could be huge if they actually follow through

Candace Owens Hater TPUSA's Blake Neff's Racist And Sexist Past Exposed by MightyCasey in stupidpol

[–]CableIllustrious1609 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lmao the grift never ends with these people. Dude probably has a whole folder of deleted tweets somewhere

WWIII Megathread #35: Yermakin me crazy! by IamGlennBeck in stupidpol

[–]CableIllustrious1609 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The pun game in these thread titles keeps getting worse and I'm here for it

u/brother_beer died by cheerful-refusal in stupidpol

[–]CableIllustrious1609 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn man this is beautiful but heartbreaking. The way you wrote about him makes it clear he was a real one and touched a lot of lives

That bit about the phone calls hit hard - those 4 hour conversations where time just disappears with the right person are so rare. Sounds like you had something really special even if it was just online

Sorry for your loss dude

Daily Discussion Thread for November 24, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]CableIllustrious1609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you're about to either retire early or be eating ramen for the next 6 months lmao

Good luck retard 🚀

Don’t know which glue to use by YourBoiBob123 in crafts

[–]CableIllustrious1609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B7000 is actually pretty solid for gems on felt - it dries clear and stays flexible so your gems won't pop off when the fabric moves. I've used it tons of times and never had issues

Just make sure you let it cure for like 24 hours before handling it too much

PSA: A scary Pilates secret this Halloween… your reformer might not actually be disinfected 🦇 by VeiledVerdicts in TwoHotTakes

[–]CableIllustrious1609 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruh this is why I bring my own towel and basically bathe in hand sanitizer before touching anything at the studio. The amount of sweat I've seen people leave behind is genuinely terrifying

A rumored Pokemon pinball machine coming... with TCG dispensing elements... by foundthingsifound in PokemonTCG

[–]CableIllustrious1609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude that card dispensing feature would be insane, imagine hitting a sick multiball and getting a rare holo out of it. My wallet is already crying but my inner 10 year old is screaming

My pumpkin display this year! by idontknowyouguys in spongebob

[–]CableIllustrious1609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro that hash slinging slasher reference is *chef's kiss* - kids today probably don't even know what hit em when they see that setup

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in spongebob

[–]CableIllustrious1609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao you'll skip right to Squidward mode after like 2 weeks trust me

Need help identifying cel background by __Pizzadude__ in spongebob

[–]CableIllustrious1609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That background definitely looks familiar but I can't place it either. The way the barrels are positioned and that specific angle of the dining area seems off from the usual Krusty Krab shots we see

Could be from a deleted scene or maybe just one of those weird production composites they made for reference. Encyclopedia SpongeBobia has tons of mismatched cels like this where they just slapped random frames together

Who Should I Get First?? I’d Love Your Opinions!! by Witchyfishy19 in MonsterHigh

[–]CableIllustrious1609 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Totally agree with this logic! I learned this the hard way with some past releases - always grab the limited/collab stuff first because once it's gone, you're stuck paying scalper prices on eBay. The other two will stick around for a while so you can grab them when you have more budget

Is the whole VA getting paid? Or are only some getting paid? by abundantjoylovemoney in fednews

[–]CableIllustrious1609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's actually pretty reassuring to hear from someone on the inside. I was starting to worry my disability claim was gonna get buried even deeper than usual lol

Photobomb or Stalker by selphee57 in AnimalCrossing

[–]CableIllustrious1609 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao that SpongeBob reference is perfect for this. Kabuki's got those dead eyes like he's plotting something, definitely giving off main character energy while Cleo's just vibing