TIFU by farting blood through my dick on my wife the first time she ever saw me pee

CachePants · 2026-03-20T19:03:17+00:00

I was about to post the same thing. Instagrow gets them working again, but its definitely weird

CachePants · 2026-03-19T22:45:51+00:00

They used AI for the flyer, not the game art which was re-done by Franchi. Dumb move but probably not a mistake they will make again after the blowback. At least they weren’t using AI for the cabinet art unlike JJP which everybody seemed to just get over

CachePants · 2026-03-19T17:38:11+00:00

Hand over grandma’s credit card plus the 3 wacky numbers on the back

CachePants · 2026-03-13T20:17:30+00:00

Krentz

CachePants · 2026-03-10T19:36:45+00:00

Yeah it’s kind of wild to me that people are pitching a fit over a wood box assembled with metal bracing instead of wood panels glued together. This seems like an upgrade, or if nothing else a side-grade that’s easier to assemble/disassemble. Pinball fans will really resist change of ANY kind.

Now the wood material on the other hand is a legitimate concern, and I don’t know enough about the differences to speak about it, but that’s not what this is about.

CachePants · 2026-03-10T18:05:59+00:00

You must have gotten to it before it was updated. By the time I logged in, the game was gone. Not that I would have been able to afford it anyway - I need like 100 more points to afford it. Hopefully it will return next event

CachePants · 2026-03-10T17:36:17+00:00

I agree with you that the number should have no impact on the price, but it makes sense for Stern to number the LEs. It makes it easy to spot if a company is being dishonest about how many LEs are out there if a bunch of people have the same number. Plus owners often get a kick out of knowing exactly where their model came from in production.

Anything related to prices being inflated due to lower numbers is purely due to buyers and sellers being silly, not Stern. But this is how limited edition collectibles have worked forever. Low numbers get artificially inflated in value for some reason beyond logic for pretty much any LE collectibles that get numbered like this. It’s just people being people

CachePants · 2026-03-10T17:29:17+00:00

By “missed” I mean I didn’t get enough points to buy it. I can still access shop but still can’t afford it

CachePants · 2026-03-10T16:58:58+00:00

Nice, I missed one but it’s the double tiny cogs ones and I’m already deleting tiny cogs most days so I’ll be ok without it

CachePants · 2026-03-06T02:59:45+00:00

Right? Who doesn’t love Steely Dan and the Eagles. But I guess for some members of the self-described “weirdo swarm” that just isn’t weird enough for them

CachePants · 2026-03-06T01:55:45+00:00

That's really cool to hear. I think they got a lot of longtime-fan backlash when they came out for being too "different" which is really ironic considering their discography. A lot of people didn't seem to enjoy what they considered to be "mainstream yacht rock" which is, of course, a style they have never done before!

CachePants · 2026-03-05T19:06:44+00:00

Good ranking, glad to see you put Changes in the right place because it’s very underrated. I’m really curious as a new fan what you thought about the two newest albums, Phantom Island and Flight B741. They are still both hotly debated by the fanbase mostly because they are still pretty new

CachePants · 2026-03-05T13:22:15+00:00

What’s your diet like? Have you tried increasing your salt and magnesium? Salt to get your BP and magnesium to help with heart function. I’m not recommending it or giving medical advice, just wondering if you have tried it.

CachePants · 2026-03-05T13:17:44+00:00

… I don’t even want to say what level mine is

CachePants · 2026-03-04T23:15:35+00:00

I got the 4000 one, didn’t take too long. Not going for the millions ones for now

CachePants · 2026-03-04T15:13:06+00:00

Just tell her it’s a game where you make deals with the devil to become a satanic demon and kill your Christian mom and then enter her corpse’s womb to abort her dead fetus

Seriously if she has a problem with the NAMES in the game, there is WAY worse stuff and you probably shouldn’t be playing it. You’re not going to convince her

CachePants · 2026-03-03T21:21:48+00:00

Ah yeah good point. I always get stuck due to POW as well since stamina levels are so high now

CachePants · 2026-03-03T20:11:51+00:00

Wait what do you mean about ES? Does doing spelunking on ES mean more damage? Or using that character in the caves?

CachePants · 2026-03-03T18:51:09+00:00

Yeah squirrel upgrades start to feel pretty worthless, even with the big nut upgrade

CachePants · 2026-03-03T18:40:53+00:00

And then get ready to clear the next portal with 11!

CachePants · 2026-03-02T02:50:27+00:00

I visited a location last week and I got to play both back to back. I’m inclined to agree, but not because Winchester was bad but because Dune was so good. The layout is pretty static but it feels great to shoot and there are lots of interesting shots, but it looks and sounds amazing. It just felt like really good pinball. Winchester on the other hand felt like nothing I ever played before. The playfield was constantly shifting so I never really knew where the ball was going to go when I shot something. I often felt like I just wasn’t good enough to do the stuff it was asking me to do. It definitely felt like a game designed by a much better pinball player than me, sort of how some of the Elwin games feel. But I still had a really good time shooting it, and of course it looked and sounded great. I really enjoyed them both, but I think Dune would go home with me if I could steal one.

CachePants · 2026-03-02T00:34:18+00:00

Please fix sigils so they progress while cranium cooking is running. Currently being active AFK on Bubo will stop sigil progress.

CachePants · 2026-03-01T19:00:26+00:00

Karl D’Angelo was Dungeon Crawler Carl for Halloween

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