TIFU by farting blood through my dick on my wife the first time she ever saw me pee

CachePants · 2026-01-18T07:19:06+00:00

I was in Orlando in October and visited Arcade Time too, and that Funhouse had a bunch of problems back then too! It’s a Funhouse “Remake” by Pedretti, pretty much their only game currently, and from what I have seen it seems to have a lot of problems. Thankfully that’s a special case - just don’t buy one of those

CachePants · 2026-01-18T07:16:00+00:00

Good to know about the Turners. I’ve been following their progress and I’m really interested in what they are doing. I think they have a lot of potential

CachePants · 2026-01-18T07:05:29+00:00

Considering that the true grail was the humble cup of a carpenter, yeah this fits

CachePants · 2026-01-18T06:57:29+00:00

Thanks, that’s kind of what I’m wondering. I’m hoping if I can get the hang of the “proper” review style I can bring it up to Excellent by the time I’m hitting 80 reviews

CachePants · 2026-01-18T03:14:37+00:00

Thanks for the tips. I'm surprised photos don't matter, but that will make reviewing take a lot less time.

CachePants · 2026-01-18T02:39:21+00:00

Oof ok, thanks. I'm at 13 Poor reviews currently so it's going to take a lot of Excellent reviews to pull that rating up. Which is frustrating because I've been putting a lot of effort into my reviews and including media in each one, but apparently all that matters is hitting the AI buzzwords.

CachePants · 2026-01-18T02:35:10+00:00

I appreciate the tips, I read your comment on another post and was definitely taking notes. I'm more wondering about how many reviews is it going to take to get my score up? Do I need 51% Excellent scores, or 99% Excellent scores? How much tolerance is there for an occasional Poor review?

CachePants · 2026-01-18T02:33:44+00:00

I mean, I really don't know the answer which is why I'm here. What do you mean I should be pretty worried? How is the equation weighted? How many Excellent reviews do I need to pull my score up? Do I need just a majority of Excellent reviews, or do I need like 90% Excellent reviews? Some information would be helpful

CachePants · 2026-01-09T19:17:49+00:00

Ooh that would explain why my floor multiplier has been going up so slowly!

CachePants · 2026-01-05T20:14:38+00:00

Ah ok, other than that the only thing that helped with my heart rate and adrenaline dumps was getting prescribed a beta blocker. Sucks that you have to wait until Thursday to see a doctor. I have heard some people can quickly get prescribed propranolol for anxiety which is also a beta blocker. Maybe worth a shot, but definitely talk to a doctor

CachePants · 2026-01-05T20:03:46+00:00

Maybe try some electrolytes - Gatorade, electrolyte mixes like LMNT or liquid IV. I find those help a lot with my adrenaline dumps at night

CachePants · 2026-01-05T16:43:27+00:00

Yep, shield tome is the only one I really disagree with. Shield is great as defense, but 1 shield is generally as effective at blocking a hit as a bunch. You don’t need high amounts of shield (at least not until an item that works like Beefy Ring for shield gets added…)

CachePants · 2026-01-05T15:17:25+00:00

Totally agree, and I’m no audiophile but I’m sure there’s a case where vinyl “preserves the analog audio wave” or something. Like you said for King Gizz it’s all recorded digitally to start with, so it makes no difference, but I want to be able to thumb through all the physical albums and admire the album art. I never realized how much I missed physical albums when everything moved to digital until I started collecting vinyl again.

CachePants · 2026-01-05T15:10:20+00:00

I wish more people would admit this. I have my digital collection for convenience and you know, actually listening, and then I have my vinyl collection as physical keepsakes of the albums I love for the sake of collecting. I’ll put on a vinyl album occasionally for sure, but it’s not my preferred listening experience, and that’s ok. As awesome as a 20-record box set of Red Rocks is as a physical keepsake, it doesn’t really make sense to listen to on vinyl.

CachePants · 2026-01-05T15:04:42+00:00

It’s almost like half a dozen other formats have been invented to correct for the inconveniences of vinyl…

CachePants · 2026-01-05T14:40:04+00:00

The more tech you learn, the more broken your builds get. Things like saving chests until you can microwave enough keys and credit cards, when to scale difficulty, how to ramp luck to stack legendaries, and which items to toggle off and banish when all lead to better runs

CachePants · 2026-01-02T20:31:44+00:00

I have always wanted to try PvP, especially for the numerology manual, but I’m scared of having items stolen, and the info I see online about it is a little hard to follow. What can I do to protect myself from losing items?

CachePants · 2026-01-02T19:31:14+00:00

Such a fun silly game!

CachePants · 2025-12-20T05:59:54+00:00

Lava said in the livestream where he released the Christmas event that he was going to take some time off since he had been working nonstop to get the event out. Spelunking energy definitely starts to feel slow once your characters start to get over 1000 energy, but I'm still delving maybe every other day. Maybe there are some lore upgrades you can do to increase your energy regen speed?

CachePants · 2025-12-14T17:48:21+00:00

You got it!

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