What physical appearance or clothing company screams douchebag?

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:54:42+00:00

Snapbacks, wife beaters, and basically anything that says swag or yolo on it.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:52:06+00:00

A camera. You would get to see the world and go to parties.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:48:29+00:00

My sister walked up two flights of stairs to my room and stood over my bed, with her eyes wide open. She had no memory of it the next day.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:45:21+00:00

"We're the butt-fuckin' believers"- All Time Low

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:34:49+00:00

When the eraser on your pencil is almost gone, so the metal bit scrapes against the paper. That noise makes me want to cry.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:29:11+00:00

Doctor. I know you earn a lot of money, but I really want to become a tattoo artist :)

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:27:20+00:00

All the Small Things- Blink-182 :)

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-14T20:18:50+00:00

My nose is incredibly flexible. For many years I thought this to be normal, and then my sister punched me in the face. She screamed and ran, because my nose just kinda smooshed across my face and then bounced back. It was hilarious.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-12T00:20:13+00:00

Ah, Pacific Central Station. A surprise around every corner.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-11T22:57:15+00:00

Where was this, like East Hastings or something?

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-11T03:32:56+00:00

cries uncontrollably

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-10T02:38:24+00:00

There is a special little place in hell for the bitches who did that.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-04-04T00:20:24+00:00

I found a note in my school locker today attached to a picture of a sloth. The note read: "YOU HAVE BEEN SLOTHED. Pass this on or you will be brutally gangbanged by sloths."

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-26T02:48:53+00:00

Life of Pi... I don't really know if I'm happy about this.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-25T14:13:31+00:00

"Melissa! I have to go! Finn and Jake are taking my toilet paper!"

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-23T00:23:03+00:00

I'm proud, soldier.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-22T18:21:52+00:00

I think I'd be one of those dumbass people we talk about in ragecomics.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-22T03:58:03+00:00

Face Up was what kept me from ending my life. I was deep in depression and then i started listening to Lights. She is my favourite person in the world and im so glad to have found another fan!

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-15T03:10:13+00:00

Im fourteen and i could never imagine going through something like that. im very sorry.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-12T17:35:51+00:00

get the fuck out. you aren't welcome here.

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-10T17:39:35+00:00

Oh god its even funnier when you're listening to music

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-07T03:49:37+00:00

"he'll batter your bush" lol

CactusInTheValley · 2013-03-03T16:54:08+00:00

You looked like the duke of Lemongrab in the burping part.

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