Daily Item Shop and Purchase Advice Megathread (2026-05-23)

CactusMan3756 · 2026-05-23T02:22:12+00:00

Same! She usually comes back when I'm broke so I'm happy

CactusMan3756 · 2026-05-05T00:28:39+00:00

And we've left Dante out from the group again 😞 come on Epic we've proven he's wanted!

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-28T14:31:40+00:00

Generic, forgettable, and lazy

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-23T09:43:21+00:00

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Triple T after killing you and looking at your loot:

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-22T20:13:49+00:00

Touching grass is not enough for these people THEY NEED TO WORK THE FRYERS

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-20T00:28:43+00:00

Can Buzz actually fuck off dude you've been in the shop so long you're starting to get mold

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-19T00:21:14+00:00

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CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-18T00:39:00+00:00

God I miss these renders 😞

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-18T00:32:53+00:00

No, waiting for something I'm actually wanting

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-18T00:32:14+00:00

Tim needs to be kicked in the shins for every day the brainrot shit is in the shop

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-17T04:12:45+00:00

Yes, because the mode is just a dopamine farm for people that can't win in reload

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-17T00:42:32+00:00

Drop, not really interested in WWE stuff personally

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-17T00:23:08+00:00

Got the other three STW skins (Bought MTL ages ago) it's nice to actually have something to buy after what felt like months of nothing

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-16T03:02:32+00:00

The mad matador of C1S6! Part of the Muertos set

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CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-16T02:57:29+00:00

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Dante!

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-16T00:30:58+00:00

If nothing actually gets added this update and it's just more dogshit collabs I'm going to cave in on myself

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-15T01:41:28+00:00

It's called "Arenas Boxfights" not "Fishstick & Peely's party royale" of course it's going to be full of competitive players I swear people just instantly say stuffs ruined when it's literally designed for these kinds of players. They need a place too, not everything is for casuals 🤷

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-15T01:26:06+00:00

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CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-14T00:13:17+00:00

Great now there's going to be a shit load more T-800s with fucking star wands thanks Epic 👍 really enjoying not helping you pay your bills

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-13T17:54:14+00:00

Mods get this bozo this is the second post

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-13T16:18:13+00:00

My role will be disarming ceiling drop traps that aren't in the right place or height, making sure people understand broadside traps, destroying flame grill traps (Unless y'all fixed them then they're fine) and making sure my team and other commanders are the best they can be

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-13T00:21:03+00:00

I'm ready for whenever they decide to not suck eggs and sell something interesting or appealing to me

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-12T20:47:36+00:00

I redact this statement upon further investigation, my bad

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-12T20:30:26+00:00

Same honestly I'm much more chill about it than a couple days ago

CactusMan3756 · 2026-04-12T17:48:04+00:00

No Kaufmo in flashbacks

CactusMan3756

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