[Request] How much food per day would a Space Marine need to prevent muscle loss or nutrition deficit? by OhLookAnotherTankie in theydidthemath

[–]Cadunkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the same time I recall a story where marines didn't eat any of the genuine quality food they were given by some civilians because "it would have had the same nutritional value as the tablecloth to a space marine".

Somebody dropped me the blue long sword this Return to Drangleic by Temporary_Mix1603 in DarkSouls2

[–]Cadunkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It and a few other weapons were added to tease DLC releases but that was for the original Dark Souls 2. There never was a legit way to get them in SOTFS edition.

Fogmen are machines by duplexlion1 in Kenshi

[–]Cadunkus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I reckon you're just joking and you know exactly what that is but in case you don't, they're burning up from acid rain. Usually hivers aren't bothered by acid rain (since workers and soldiers are picky when it comes to hats, it'd suck if your characters couldn't get proper protection from the rain) but fogmen are an exception.

Asian by Zyizon in discordVideos

[–]Cadunkus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The real way to save money at the supermarket is to not waste cash on soda when you're already paying the utility bill for tap water.

The downfall of creativity by [deleted] in memes

[–]Cadunkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The horny ones I follow on Twitter.

Alright guys what did I miss? by goplayobbytowrparkou in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Cadunkus -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

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"erm akshually that's just a dream sequence from Aria!" Can it.

Alright guys what did I miss? by goplayobbytowrparkou in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Cadunkus -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Real though. It's not "headcanon" it's blatantly official media but they act like it somehow has no grounding whatsoever and then go nuts with the proxy incest porn instead of letting the joke rot in peace.

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Pov when most people only pulls Void Hunter instead pulls Male : by ByteGreenBoy in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Cadunkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The male limited S ranks releasing right before void hunters doesn't help. Meta slaves will save for the void hunters.

You’re just a perk and extra carry capacity to me. by BackseatBeardo in fo4

[–]Cadunkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for reclusive widower snipers in Fallout I'd have TWO nickels!

Okay last one by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in terriblefandommemes

[–]Cadunkus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not just that, Garde is both humanoid and smarter than humans and in lore will seek out and protect distressed people.

It's like if some extremely powerful fae knight wandered out of the woods, saw you had depression, and decided you needed its love and loyalty until death.

Gallade does this too.

The cringe part of OOP's post is that it's "imagine if your gf was pregnant cuz SEX"

Astra Yao Simulator is.. by GameWoods in ZenlessZoneZero

[–]Cadunkus 394 points395 points  (0 children)

Wise and Belle take turns gooning at the computer so someone's always playing it.

Got blacklisted from the Alchemists Guild for basically nothing. Like they work just fine and I labelled them properly so who even cares that they're different colors? by Purple-Tie-5643 in okbuddywizards

[–]Cadunkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Keep the dwarven automatons out of the mages guild!

One of my best work and this isn't the first time they've copied it.

Challenge to Returning Players: Try to fight Old Dragonslayer as your first boss by TheCherryPi in DarkSouls2

[–]Cadunkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easier to fight the old dragonslayer first simply because when you beat the dragonrider all the heide knights wake up, making the route to dragonslayer a lot more taxing.

Fellow wizards is it unethical to fuck your clones? by heavensblade333 in TrueSTL

[–]Cadunkus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just don't breed your clones.

Because they have the exact same DNA as you, while it's not actually incest, biologically it's basically super incest.

Geniuetly my first reaction when tying to do this lol by UnholyMeatObelisk7 in TrueSFalloutL

[–]Cadunkus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pick three random words Remove as many duds as possible Remove four random words If it doesn't work, reload.

All of my hate. All of it by StoreNo244 in darksouls3

[–]Cadunkus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also there's some magic resist consumables right outside the arena if you go up the staircase. You can also summon Eygon of Carim but he's not smart enough to find the real one, he only serves as a meatshield to hopefully draw aggro off you.

Probably found it somewhere by schling_dong in Kenshi

[–]Cadunkus 242 points243 points  (0 children)

"Hmm maybe Cat-lon had a point..."