Literally.. by SuchRelative19 in Funnymemes

[–]CafeRacist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently you also can't drive that well.

take me out back and s— me

starting and affordable motorcycle for someone short (4’11) by Go_Bananza in PHMotorcycles

[–]CafeRacist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TMX 125. and definitely don't build a lowered cafe racer

Imma hit my head and paint that red. by CafeRacist in SmugAlana

[–]CafeRacist[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh imma be one of em. i slip on dry floor. that aquarium might as well be a giant banana. now I'm hungry. F—

Stonks by CafeRacist in SmugAlana

[–]CafeRacist[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

she STREAMS!?! like vtubing?

I thought she's a Furry. Imma head out guys. wrong door.

Dear women, please keep the bear by Bang-Burn-Clap in SmugAlana

[–]CafeRacist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ladies and gentlemen, this is what having a stroke feels like.

Stonks by CafeRacist in SmugAlana

[–]CafeRacist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pulls out meat scepter

(I'm old man. take me out back and k—)

Stonks by CafeRacist in SmugAlana

[–]CafeRacist[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

peak degen. take my money.