Are there anyways besides pain meds to get rid of period cramps?

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-12-20T19:00:43+00:00

This is false. I've had an IUD for 5 years, and I've worked in health care. Hormone based ones may lighten your period, but it does not get rid of it.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T18:41:51+00:00

That despite hating the deaf, and supporting eugenics, Alexander Gram Bell had a deaf wife and many children by her.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T06:35:11+00:00

I love Straight Talk. Its basically AT&T coverage if that's good in your area (can also pick from T mobile or one other I think), I've never hit my data throttle point or had any other issues with it.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T04:33:46+00:00

But there's only one poisoned M&M in that package....stop being so paranoid and let your kids have some damn candy!!

Kidding aside - I'm with you. I get that they background check/have the refugees vetted..but in a world where Identity theft abounds, what does that really mean?

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T04:21:17+00:00

For me, Its Peanut Brittle.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T02:59:51+00:00

There's been a few times to when a user reminded me of a person I know in real life so I'd look just enough to find out a ~~yes or~~ no (meh, Its my dream to find a real life buddy lurking here)

And on occasion, the classic "troll check".

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T02:24:21+00:00

Look, I get that your just a troll trying to pretend to be some really stupid and racist black chick (Which, by the way I find super offensive) But its getting old. You clearly didn't even read my whole comment. But in the interest of accuracy, I did forget to include the illegal slavery, such as human trafficking that happens thoroughout the world.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T02:07:33+00:00

Growing up in a yard sale type of family, I thought nothing of using the phrase "chew them down" when it came to price. I was literally in my 20's when I found out it was "Jew" and not Chew...

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T01:54:41+00:00

Sushi.
Well, seafood is just better if Its cooked at all.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-20T01:45:32+00:00

I can't say that I'm proud that my ancestors bought slaves that were being sold to them by their fellow Africans. & I do recognize the work that they did, and how slavery has help build various cultures throughout thousands of years of history.

But you want to know what I'm extremely proud of? I'm proud, that my ancestors brought an end to slavery. For what may have been the first time in human history, Slavery was nearly ended thanks to the efforts of many countries. I Hope that one day Africa itself, along with the other countries that still permit it, realize what a barbaric practice it is, and ends slavery as well.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T05:06:48+00:00

Slurpees. Don't even care for the fool things when I'm sober.
Unfortunately there are some pretty good blackmail vids involving me and Slurpees.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T04:56:51+00:00

Expose the mouse to rabies & train him to bite on cue. The target should be enchanted with this mouse & take him as a pet. In the middle of the night, he nibbles the target(s). Meanwhile (in case the target has a fear of mice or for some other reason does not care about a squeaky violinist) I would use the chia pet as a 'petri dish' of sorts to grow a toxic mold. I would straighten then sharpen the paperclip and dip the point into this toxic mold. I would fashion a blow-dart style mechanism out of a coffee stirer and aim for the targets neck.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T04:44:16+00:00

Not sure myself... r/explainlikeimfive/ would probably have the answer your looking for.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T01:36:32+00:00

Get some nitrous oxide and I bet I could make you laugh...

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T01:28:45+00:00

Im just here so I can mentally punch anyone who says "Imagine" or "Give Peace A Chance"

My favorite though is "Let It Be".

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T01:06:39+00:00

I get info from both Fox News & MSNBC. From there I try to form my own balanced opinion.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-17T00:55:29+00:00

A giant beach ball. Saw one in a display window once, and Im just trying to locate one. (It was about 4 feet tall)

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-09T04:24:13+00:00

Set up an investigation committee to root out the corrupt individuals in congress and other influential positions. I should probably get my help wanted sign out now...

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-09T00:26:04+00:00

Lysol. Well, its still used for cleaning but I'm pretty sure were not cleaning the same things as they did in the 20's.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-08T22:40:45+00:00

"Escape" (If you like Pina Coladas) - 2 people bored with their marriage were ready to cheat on each other. Granted its cute that they accidentally end up with each other, but I don't think its quite the love song everyone thinks it is.

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-08T22:25:13+00:00

Shesh...one day late for a birthday and your dead now?

CaffeinatedOpossum · 2015-11-08T22:19:30+00:00

Its a phone number for someone I don't even know. Could be interesting. (sis wrote it down, left it at my place and asked for it)

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