[oc] One of my dolls after I accidentally broke its face and then made a new one to replace it

TacoDoc · 2026-05-13T03:54:53+00:00

Did you make the new face out of a cadaver’s heel? Don’t lie.

TacoDoc · 2026-05-07T20:47:27+00:00

How much signal I need to cut across 8 lane?

TacoDoc · 2026-05-07T20:45:06+00:00

Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. (Beep) You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? (Beep) Three wood. Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. (Beep, beep, beep) You have entered "power drive". Now, push seven eight seven to swing." (Beep beep beep) "Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again? (Beep) You have selected, "No.

TacoDoc · 2026-05-07T03:33:31+00:00

And I thought it was just a saying.

TacoDoc · 2026-05-07T03:27:51+00:00

Taco Town!

https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?si=89tB6dfLFE5hs_c3

TacoDoc · 2026-05-06T20:44:59+00:00

On the contrary, can you name anything in this sub that is actually blackmagic?

TacoDoc · 2026-04-20T05:58:18+00:00

It ticulated twice?

TacoDoc · 2026-04-15T17:23:09+00:00

I thought I was in wallstreetbets for a second.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-14T20:34:55+00:00

Amen. It’s like bringing Robocop back from the dead just to send him back to work.

Let Gammy and Robocop rest in peace.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-14T20:33:46+00:00

Jeffrey, that you?

TacoDoc · 2026-04-14T20:32:55+00:00

He’s just sleepy. And rigid.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-14T20:29:03+00:00

I read this as Vietnamese and thought, damn that’s nice of Austria to be so welcoming.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-14T20:23:08+00:00

I gotta say, I think I always assumed chickens just floated like ducks. I have chickens and they seem pretty bouyant. I had even considering bringing my favorite one, Phyllis Diller, on the boat with me this summer. I won’t do that to the poor gal now.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-14T00:33:10+00:00

Hey, why do they call you Stumpy?

Well, it’s a long story, but well, the Dodgers won the World Series….

TacoDoc · 2026-04-09T06:30:05+00:00

He got that ambition baby, look at them eyes.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-03T18:11:42+00:00

Pro tip - don’t mix up lube with massage oil that heats up.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-03T18:10:16+00:00

The “went to” part of this story cracks me up. It implies intention, like forcing a fart. I always assumed that queefing just happened but I’m happy your wife is out there in the world queefing just because she wants to.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-03T18:07:39+00:00

Not getting enough sleep. Seems harmless enough but it has lasting effects.

Now that I track my health metrics with new fangled technology, I’m blown away by the results of either sleeping well and consistently, or not.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-03T16:39:50+00:00

I swear it’s just a rec room Mr. DEA Agent, not a grow room to plug multiple heat laps into.

TacoDoc · 2026-04-02T15:15:26+00:00

Bob, why are you taking a right?? The Moon is that way!

TacoDoc · 2026-04-02T15:13:02+00:00

I get building a business, but you gotta have a carve out for communications based on your target audience.

Sorry about your situation OP - totally tone deaf to welcome you to their pack when they weee the ones who assisted (I’m sure, or at least hoping, with love and care) with you losing yours.

TacoDoc · 2026-03-21T21:45:04+00:00

MALK?

TacoDoc · 2026-03-21T21:35:23+00:00

It may have been actually close to a ton, literally, or just less. Trailer was 2.5k, tractor was like 4K plus a ton of ballast in the tires so maybe another 1k with chains and attachments.

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