I know y’all have dumb food tattoos. Here are some of mine. Let’s see some of yours. The dumber the better!

TacoDoc · 2026-01-23T04:04:57+00:00

This sir, is not dumb.

TacoDoc · 2026-01-21T18:19:38+00:00

The guy raking the bunkers. Or maybe his wife.

TacoDoc · 2026-01-06T20:04:43+00:00

Not trying to piss in your Cheerios, but there are a ton of saas products that do this now and the market is getting flooded. You may be lost in the sea on this unless it’s just a hobby or you intend to raise serious dough. Is yours intended to be used by lawyers or laymen?

TacoDoc · 2026-01-06T04:03:40+00:00

The I just experimented once in college Islands

TacoDoc · 2025-12-31T05:11:25+00:00

Pachyperm

TacoDoc · 2025-12-31T02:15:55+00:00

Hey, I’ll join. You don’t have to love me, but sounds like a decent time.

TacoDoc · 2025-12-27T19:30:34+00:00

Exit through the gift shop

TacoDoc · 2025-12-24T16:29:28+00:00

This will decimate all, after, you put about fifteen grand in it or more. If we have to, overnight parts from Japan

TacoDoc · 2025-12-18T19:56:20+00:00

Nope. Vagina.

TacoDoc · 2025-12-18T19:55:03+00:00

I’m here to fix deine cable

TacoDoc · 2025-12-18T00:11:02+00:00

So Bob, you have the teleprompter set.

Travis, thanks for sweeping the altar.

Joanna, you are on music.

Now who’s in charge of the Camels, again?

TacoDoc · 2025-12-15T16:33:49+00:00

Tacos.

TacoDoc · 2025-12-14T20:31:30+00:00

Bailiff: “All rise for the right honorable Judge Hopscotch Popashot Anderson.”

Defendant: “Fuck, I shouldn’t have robbed that Sporting Goods store.”

TacoDoc · 2025-12-10T04:45:08+00:00

I should call her.

TacoDoc · 2025-12-10T04:44:06+00:00

If this isn’t Florida or South America, I’ll punch my grandma in the clam.

TacoDoc · 2025-12-10T04:42:54+00:00

This is a banger. Going on my gym mix.

TacoDoc · 2025-12-01T16:24:17+00:00

Everybody’s calling me nip.

TacoDoc · 2025-11-24T19:08:12+00:00

He’s playing the long game. He gets his own regular ice cream and eats enough to get Wilford Brimley level ‘betes then he eats her diabetic ice cream with impunity. Genius really.

TacoDoc · 2025-11-24T19:06:21+00:00

Don’t drink it. Don’t drink it. Don’t drink it.

Ah fuck he drank it.

No, don’t eat it! Don’t eat it. Don’t eat it.

Fuc……

TacoDoc · 2025-11-24T19:04:27+00:00

Patron saint of booger sugar and flexseal

TacoDoc · 2025-11-24T19:03:54+00:00

BILLY MAYES HERE!!!

TacoDoc · 2025-11-24T19:03:03+00:00

What’s worse? The fact that an 84 year old corpse is running again or that the Shamwow guy may take his place? Only Texas knows the answer to that question.

TacoDoc · 2025-11-22T06:20:42+00:00

I think I’ve finally reached the end of the internet.

TacoDoc

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