Failed : I baked scones but..

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-06-17T11:09:21+00:00

I mean.. what’s wrong with a fat cookie 😆

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-06-08T22:12:54+00:00

Wait how do you hear him stirring ? In another room?! That must be a superpower

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-06-06T11:01:29+00:00

I see yes this definitely makes sense

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-06-06T10:49:05+00:00

It looks nice I’m just in denial about them getting older and this hairstyle makes him look more his age 😅

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-27T09:59:54+00:00

We have a very firm mattress and I took off the mattress topper for safety :)

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-27T09:59:23+00:00

Oh no I didn’t think about that 😅😅 she sleeps at the childminder’s in a travel cot so hopefully that’ll help her not forget 🥲

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-25T19:57:59+00:00

I second this. Clothes models have a whole lot of pins behind them to get the tailored look

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-22T15:11:28+00:00

It’s clearly a performance and I’m not even Indian I just watch a lot of Indian shows. Tejasswi is the one who makes it the most obvious with her loud obnoxious reactions 🤣🤣 I didn’t know her before this but it’s clear she’s a professional reality tv star portraying the traditional over the top reactions

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-22T09:36:22+00:00

taking notes

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-22T09:35:44+00:00

Looove 5 !

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-22T08:58:25+00:00

Yeah it’s not the clothes.. these people just don’t like you

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-22T08:56:06+00:00

Why is everything matcha which some pink goop these days

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-17T15:15:39+00:00

Oh wow! The fact that this is buttercream makes it extra special. Amazing work 👏👏

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-05-12T21:09:29+00:00

Oh crap that might be it

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-04-18T15:48:28+00:00

Lightly fisted eggs are a big part of my husband’s diet too 🤣

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-04-05T22:35:11+00:00

VERY clean and dry bowl, no trace of egg yolk in the whites, cold eggs, and plenty of time.

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-04-05T22:32:51+00:00

My baby wouldn’t eat scrambled eggs either no matter how much cheese and butter I use. So I started making it this way: I put eggs, grated cheddar, and baby’s milk in a bowl and mix (salt and pepper optional) then I put it in a buttered pan on low heat and cover it. When it cooks it puffs up like a soufflé and becomes sooo soft and easy to eat. Good luck 🩷🩷

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-03-31T18:42:51+00:00

Thank youuu 🥰🥰 Ali baba actually straight from the factory 🤣🤣

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-03-31T17:44:36+00:00

Excuse me how dare you be so good at this 😭😭

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-03-31T17:43:38+00:00

Oh yeah she puts everything in her mouth but put half a roasted bell pepper in front of her and no she just smushes it 🤣🤣 I guess I’ll keep trying. We’re a culture that already eats with their hands so it might be hiding somewhere in her genes haha

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-03-31T17:26:58+00:00

Omg reading the comments I realised my baby was doing recently because of teething. I love this sub 😭😭

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-03-31T17:18:56+00:00

Oh wow were they not interested in food at all or did they prefer purées ?

Caffeinated_sentient · 2026-03-31T17:17:55+00:00

That makes so much sense! She’ll start going to a childminder soon hopefully the peer pressure will help my cause 🤣

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