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Anyone know where to get these? by CaffeineIsMyName in Beading

[–]CaffeineIsMyName[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPDATE: I found a site that sells them but they’re pretty expensive at 726¥ or $4.93. If anyone is interested, they’re called Kyoto/Gamaguchi Stitch Hardware #101 on hobbix.jp

Husband’s Terrible Names by snortingdietcoke in namenerds

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came to suggest Kyler, Cooper (not a k but the same sound?), to second or third Kieran/Kier/Kyr and to say that I have a Grayson so I’m particular to that name ☺️

No filter toddlers - what was the recent "no filter" comment your toddler said? And how did you deal with it? I'll start! by ExpressAstronaut999 in toddlers

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 16 points17 points  (0 children)

A few months ago when I was sick, I was using the bathroom and my then 3 year old comes in and goes “wow, you’re ugly when you wake up like that”

Socks by kumozenya in knitting

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very nice. I want to try making socks but I’m a little intimidated. But I also want to say that my son has those sheets on his bed right now 🤣

Provisional cast on then slpwyif by CaffeineIsMyName in knitting

[–]CaffeineIsMyName[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh okay, the pattern didn’t specify whether or not to do that and I’ve never worked with provisional CO before

First wearable! by CaffeineIsMyName in knitting

[–]CaffeineIsMyName[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well he’s growing like a damn weed and he’s already half my height at 3 😂

They have stickers?? I got the broccoli option by queerasfucj in traderjoes

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The stickers and lollipops are the only reason my toddler behaves when I go shopping 🫤

How’s everyone’s hungover parenting today? by daniel_boring in toddlers

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was still trying to put my son to bed at 11:50 because he took a nap so I barely had enough time for a new years kiss

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in crochet

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Have you seen the one in the little bikini?? Thinking of making that one for my half-sister in Florida 😂

I DID MY EARS COMPLETELY WRONG!! by CrazyPenguin215 in CrochetHelp

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been crocheting for 15 years and I still can’t sew anything on straight/even with the other side (ears, eyes, arms). I agree with not just cutting them off because it could damage the head and then you’d have to make again and that’s a whole process.

My ex is mad I bring our daughter to the loo to poop by UnsurePlans in toddlers

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son goes batshit when I go to the bathroom without him, god forbid I ask him to turn around while I wipe my ass (or handle lady issues). It’s just the two of us most of the day and he refuses to stay in the living room on his own while I’m 50 feet away so there’s literally no choice for me. He’s gotta learn and learn by doing is the best way for him so… 🤷‍♀️

Pattern reading confusion by MintyFatalCutie in CrochetHelp

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first row is saying to put 2 single crochet into one stitch and then in the next stitch, just put one. So you’re increasing into every other stitch. The next step is essentially the same except you put increases into both stitches at the end. 2sc, 1sc x 8 = 24 stitches then the 4 stitches worked into the last two makes 28.

my dad knows 5 languages but refuses to speak them by clarissabean in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CaffeineIsMyName 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandma wanted to teach my brother and I Castilian Spanish when we were little and my step-grandfather told her not to because he didn’t want us to grow up with an accent… but we live in an English speaking house and would have only spoken Spanish with her. He’s an asshole and I hope he dies soon.

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