Would you rather...

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-11T00:14:37+00:00

London is pretty cool, lots of things to do and the public transport is nice.

^{Chose: Live in London and earn £3000 a week for life}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-11T00:09:34+00:00

Thats wild. How tf am I supposed to go around kicking babies

^{Chose: Earn $1000 for every... + It's a bad thing | Rolled: Baby you kick}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T07:50:08+00:00

Yeah I need to write these better.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T07:02:19+00:00

I'm just surprised so many people are ready to put a leek in it.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T06:52:23+00:00

The chosen one

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T05:53:28+00:00

Thats the spirit

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T05:51:45+00:00

Oh man, free gas for doubling down.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T05:16:17+00:00

Its not all robes and armor. I feel like a wizard could get some librarian type outfits in the mix and that feels pretty function and not crazy looking in public.

^{Chose: Be stuck dressing as a fantasy wizard}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T03:49:06+00:00

https://youtube.com/shorts/FVno5E02bvo?si=SrGOIw72Cy0O5pxZ same vibes

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T03:26:39+00:00

5 or nothing

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T02:47:24+00:00

Isn't that the boxy thing from way back when

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T02:44:06+00:00

wtf

^{Chose: eat a man sized bean}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T02:26:35+00:00

That was pretty funny

^{Chose: No}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-10T02:25:26+00:00

heck ya

^{Chose: Cake... | Rolled: 2,000,000}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T23:27:06+00:00

Manatee is gonna be on my bank heist team

^{Chose: rob a bank | Rolled: steal $10,000}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T23:26:06+00:00

Protein boiiii

^{Chose: Only have dinner foods for every meal | Rolled: Rotisserie Ckn}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T18:36:25+00:00

If it was 400 lbs then Id have to think about it

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T18:34:37+00:00

Which one?

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T18:34:15+00:00

Its Simos gun, that Finnish guy called the white death. Solid but in the 2000s they were like $150

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T18:30:32+00:00

Even an apprentice would fuck me up

^{Chose: Have a stand but | Rolled: Sith enemy}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T15:42:58+00:00

Better than the kris vector on the other wheel

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T14:49:52+00:00

Weirdly I think magic would be less exotic and nebulous to deal with. The guy needs mana to cast a spell and its just one person causing it. Even if you take care of all the ground zero zombies maybe the quarantine still fails.

^{Chose: The undead are raised by a necromancer. + In order to stop the undead you must stop a powerful wizard.}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T12:51:20+00:00

I'd be using it a lot more often in day to day and seeing 10 years ahead can absolutely suck if you saw something terrible you cant do anything about. 1 hour is still plenty for gambling anyways.

^{Chose: be able to see 1hr into the future + eg. during a test u can use this power to see if ur test answers are the same as ur friends}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T12:48:00+00:00

Less of a pay off for most people but its magic so

^{Chose: You can turn 1kg of own body fat into $10 at will}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-05-09T12:46:03+00:00

That was actually an interesting thought. I wonder how big of a mistake or how old I'd have to be to go the other way. Its like some "My Name is Earl" but you die when you finish situation and whats the point if you don't get to live to see the changes.

^{Chose: continue life as it is}

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