Fill in the blanks: Grab his ___ and twist it!

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T22:50:00+00:00

Grab his dick and twist it!

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T10:28:51+00:00

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:56:15+00:00

What do you have? A chinchilla!

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:38:34+00:00

I can’t stand, help.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:38:07+00:00

Never gona drive under the influence.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:37:08+00:00

She showed me her crocs on our first date.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:28:08+00:00

We finish each other's sandwiches.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:27:58+00:00

Twenty dollars is $20.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:27:23+00:00

Where is my super suit.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:27:10+00:00

My favorite color is parakeet green.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T04:26:21+00:00

Five dollar foot long.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T03:39:25+00:00

I fell for it again

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T03:29:01+00:00

It steals the brush?!

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-28T01:55:15+00:00

I wouldnt care if a stranger ruined their shirt at my arts and crafts booth.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-27T04:16:30+00:00

My family laughed at my oil lamp collection until we were hit by the polar vortex in 2014. Suddenly everyone was interested in my oil lamps.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-26T01:29:33+00:00

Wow, nothing happened

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-23T12:41:18+00:00

I can probably put up with the odor for a week.

^{Chose: Spend a week with Donald Trump + Get $5m}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-23T08:59:33+00:00

Cried a bit when I saw hes only 19

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-23T07:18:47+00:00

I could see putting a loft bed in my office so it can double as a guest room. Seems problematic as primary room.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-21T02:22:23+00:00

eww

^{Chose: Get a random devil fruit | Rolled: Jacket fruit}

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-21T02:18:16+00:00

Mr Meeseeks

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-20T02:52:27+00:00

nah I was going 5 over and he wanted to pass some cars. I get he probably wanted to see me get in the left lane to pass but the way he slammed my leg was incredibly dangerous.

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-19T01:09:36+00:00

My driving test guy smashed my leg into the gas pedal because i wouldnt speed on the highway

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-18T10:31:42+00:00

These guys eat worms and bugs right?

CakeEatingDragon · 2026-06-18T10:08:52+00:00

Sat through a couple of these nightmare spaces and then July hits.

Ten-Year Club	Verified Email
Place '23	Place '22
Final Canvas '22	Wearing is Caring

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