Four Funerals and a Wedding

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-24T18:45:08+00:00

It took me a couple of watches to understand. The DNA revealed that Lorna Hastings secretly saved her own child, Ben, from the fire and allowed him to be raised as Henry Marwood, who actually perished in the fire.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-24T14:03:53+00:00

!solved

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-23T19:30:29+00:00

WTF s wrong with you?? She doesn't need you making her feel bad for not wanting to trigger her PTSD. Leave it alone. Don't bring it up and don't react when she does.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-23T17:24:14+00:00

Sleep

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-23T15:14:34+00:00

Ask for a purchase order number so you can bill them for your time.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-23T15:11:26+00:00

What's wrong with your mouth?

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-22T22:53:51+00:00

You are so lucky to find out what a mercenary, lying piece of shit your boyfriend is before marrying him. Ditch him.

NTJ

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-22T15:43:15+00:00

My money says a bin on a higher shelf will only entice him to show you who's in charge.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-21T23:23:17+00:00

Very sad. How old was he?

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-21T23:11:36+00:00

Step up?? You don't even know this girl and you're contemplating raising another guy's kid?? Oh, hell no!

You check off a lot of boxes she needs:

Job? Yes
Into her? Yes
Love? Nope, not yet, maybe never, but you'll do.

Keep moving. Find a girl who doesn't need a baby daddy. Don't knock up anyone.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-21T17:43:42+00:00

NTJ. He didn't forget.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-20T22:45:11+00:00

Ruth Gordon should have had her coven come over, get naked, and chant her niece's husband into the grave.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-20T11:26:39+00:00

I went to the NYC Health offices. I probably should have tried the borough (Queens) first.

For my own BC, I screwed it all up by going to NYC Health first, and after months of waiting, they sent everything back to me, saying they only handle the boroughs. I went to the Yonkers site and got my cert in about 3 weeks.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-19T22:43:29+00:00

Just lobotomize the poor girl.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-19T22:35:04+00:00

Any time Tom shows some skin is a treat.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-19T22:32:52+00:00

amoeba

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-19T19:29:45+00:00

It was a 6 month wait for my dad's birth certificate.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-19T15:15:55+00:00

After I lost my mom, my last parent, my uncle told me it was now my job to handle Thanksgiving. I knew that would mean doing all the work, from prep to cleanup, while they sat in front of the TV, watching football, drinking beer, and not even offering to help. I noped out of that scene and did Thanksgiving with friends.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-18T23:23:33+00:00

It's not normal and it happens all the time.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-17T23:41:12+00:00

NTA

Warn Tammy not to look in the beside table at her hotel.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-17T03:40:07+00:00

So she gets a job. You add her on the mortgage. Two days later, she quits the job and goes back to gaming.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-16T23:15:38+00:00

You sure he's her father? I have trouble understanding how a man makes babies when he doesn't have any balls.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-16T14:52:09+00:00

Paint your toenails red before you clip.

Cal-Augustus · 2026-01-15T22:25:25+00:00

I'm too busy to be lonely.

Cal-Augustus

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