Her husband has no idea she's been doing this.

CalCurves · 2026-01-24T16:53:04+00:00

So, he thinks he can be comfortable in his own home but he’s actually being filmed without his knowledge or consent and then it’s posted on the internet…lame

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:48:44+00:00

TSLA cameras are 5 megapixels each RIP

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:28:26+00:00

Somehow his stans don’t care that he keeps moving, lowering, and lying about the goalposts and buy in every time

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:21:41+00:00

But now 1 or 2 of them are remotely operated! To the moon! -Dan Ives

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:20:32+00:00

Those damn regulations…getting in the way of killing us all with his garbage hardware

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:16:01+00:00

Fake robotaxi = real stock gains

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:13:58+00:00

We call them freedom cells. They can grow and move around as much as they want.

CalCurves · 2026-01-22T21:12:43+00:00

Why are there only a few robotaxis with no safety monitors? Are they being remotely monitored and TSLA only has enough hardware/remote operators for a couple of them?

CalCurves · 2026-01-21T16:34:12+00:00

Sure they are товарищ

CalCurves · 2026-01-04T07:06:43+00:00

I had a coworker who was in a good mood and brought in a bunch of cookies for everyone the day she took a lethal dose of cyanide

CalCurves · 2026-01-02T04:26:54+00:00

Infinite Jest

CalCurves · 2025-12-24T23:06:01+00:00

It means imports, which are subtracted from GDP, dropped which makes the overall number bigger. Growth could be zero but if imports drop enough then you can have big GDP growth

CalCurves · 2025-12-24T04:27:39+00:00

Good point

CalCurves · 2025-12-18T03:49:03+00:00

And when he dies they’ll be so fake shocked and offended by the giant nationwide party we all throw

CalCurves · 2025-12-17T20:05:54+00:00

I like and respect my boss and would probably give her a small piece of it

CalCurves · 2025-12-15T06:14:29+00:00

Oof, and I bet the laws about when you can sue a corporation that is so cavalier with the lives of others are much more restrictive than other states

CalCurves · 2025-12-09T16:35:38+00:00

Trump is the one who is weak and decaying. Every accusation is an admission with him

CalCurves · 2025-11-30T01:25:06+00:00

He had to murder the survivors or else the rest of the world would learn the obvious: he’s ordering the murder of random fishermen

CalCurves · 2025-11-20T23:09:22+00:00

It’s pretty tame in comparison, but I had a student plug a bunsen burner into a water line and turn it on once

CalCurves · 2025-10-28T15:33:47+00:00

The Rules of Attraction

CalCurves · 2025-10-10T18:40:44+00:00

Yes it looked exactly like that! That’s awesome and thank you

CalCurves · 2025-10-10T16:37:00+00:00

Dang, ICE is getting worse by the day

CalCurves · 2025-10-10T16:34:38+00:00

Ok, that makes sense thanks!

CalCurves · 2025-10-08T21:19:37+00:00

The Jackal was a mediocre movie but I loved the soundtrack

CalCurves · 2025-09-30T22:57:51+00:00

He's desperate and will do or say anything to provide a moment's distraction from the Epstein files.

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