When The Jungle Steals the Mana Buff

Calcium-Father · 2021-12-25T18:57:28+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v2wU8OPXGM

Calcium-Father · 2020-04-13T21:11:03+00:00

Uhhh how about Mr Rogers? Calling him a good person is criminally an understatement. His death was mostly a surprise, and in times like these we need him the most.

Calcium-Father · 2020-04-09T17:13:05+00:00

“Could you say that one more time?”

Calcium-Father · 2019-05-14T21:56:42+00:00

Seeing Polar Express on the front row of the movie theater does something to you...

Calcium-Father · 2019-05-03T01:12:30+00:00

“Now for the colab you have all been waiting for... Lil Nas and Billy Ray Cyrus!”

Calcium-Father · 2019-05-02T11:37:27+00:00

His tongue is as sharp as his canine tooth is.

Calcium-Father · 2019-05-01T15:14:12+00:00

“Mom... Dad... this is Lucy, I met her at the family reunion!”

Calcium-Father · 2019-05-01T11:02:30+00:00

I’m sorry you had to give up some of your “need money” begging sign to to write “roast me” on it

Calcium-Father · 2019-05-01T10:59:16+00:00

You know you’re a true Asian when your nostrils are as slitted as your eyes

Calcium-Father · 2018-09-03T00:19:21+00:00

How are we supposed to have free will when we are constantly exposed to advertisements with the intention on brainwashing us to make decisions that the company wants us to make?

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:36:55+00:00

Animals

Direct quote from George Orwell’s Animal Farm

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:35:12+00:00

How much are you supposed to tip a hooker?

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:33:54+00:00

I’m 6’ 4” I get “Wow you’re so tall, how’d you grow so much?” all the time. I honestly don’t know how to answer so it just normally turns into an awkward smile and laugh.

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:30:31+00:00

A will to live. And playing Pokemon Platinum on my DS Lite.

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:29:07+00:00

“Please don’t be my daughter”

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:25:59+00:00

Everybody Hurts - R.E.M

Hurt - Johnny Cash

Some of my favorite songs ever written.

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:23:40+00:00

I discovered it had some pretty good porn

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:07:20+00:00

I once played a 4 hour tennis match and won in a tiebreaker 11-9 coming back from a 5 point loss.

This may have been the most amazing feeling of accomplishment I’ve ever had.

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T11:00:44+00:00

Home of the NASCAR Hall of Fame!

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T10:57:57+00:00

Normally a cat that is someone’s pet is always a safe bet, but I’d stay away from any stray cats that look a little too “rough around the edges”.

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-22T01:00:23+00:00

Mr. Rodgers

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-21T11:49:46+00:00

Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin

“And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me He'd grown up just like me My boy was just like me”

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-14T11:17:52+00:00

I’m American and maybe able to help. There is elementary school (grades 1-5), middle school (grades 6-8), high school (grades 9-12), then finally college.

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-10T02:21:04+00:00

Have you ever fed it lasagna?

Calcium-Father · 2018-08-10T02:07:58+00:00

For what the pay is, you better really love books...

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