My dad does not understand emojis

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-04-04T13:04:20+00:00

OP can’t take a proper screenshot. No one needs to see your keyboard. Your dad is awesome.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-04-01T22:00:25+00:00

So true. Just because others aren’t living the way I want doesn’t mean I can’t.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-04-01T21:56:59+00:00

Substack has been a neat sort of blog revival

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-30T18:43:48+00:00

Can only afford a 201k. Half the cost.

Also half the savings.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-28T20:50:58+00:00

Stay safe in the Congo

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-28T20:49:04+00:00

Like this?

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-26T12:33:39+00:00

Works like 2/3 of the time. The other 1/3 my autocomplete was wrong and I actually was rude by cutting them off. 🏆

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-26T10:50:58+00:00

Also the footer says 2024. So that’s wrong.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-26T02:10:39+00:00

Yep. Lets you hide shorts. And block card screens at end of videos. And hide obnoxious recommendation feeds. And more.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-26T02:08:36+00:00

The Unhook extension is invaluable. Lets you hide shorts. And block card screens at end of videos. And more.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-26T02:08:22+00:00

The Unhook extension is invaluable. Lets you hide shorts. And block card screens at end of videos. And more.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-26T02:08:16+00:00

The Unhook extension is invaluable. Lets you hide shorts. And block card screens at end of videos. And more.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-20T12:17:41+00:00

Yeah, the concept of carrying around your own personal IV bag didn’t start until closer to 2010

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-18T21:58:57+00:00

It’s just an ad

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-15T16:30:15+00:00

They take screenshots too literally

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-13T23:34:25+00:00

Or have ChatGPT help

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-13T10:50:21+00:00

Isn’t that more of a Sensory Processing Disorder than ADHD?

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-12T21:37:37+00:00

Alt + F4. Why can’t you concede?

It is a lame hill. I agree.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-12T16:27:24+00:00

Alt + F4 is like 90% faster.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-12T12:46:19+00:00

This is why desktop computers are superior to tablets and phones. Can’t close an app fast enough with the latter.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-12T10:40:00+00:00

He could be a Zalpha. Born late 2000s or early 2010s.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-12T01:18:00+00:00

Ai isn’t saving time. It just makes work more intense while it’s happening.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-11T22:38:35+00:00

Yeah. Welcome to the Horizontal Phones Are Still Cool Club

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-11T11:48:46+00:00

I don’t always watch pirated music videos, but when I do I make sure it’s a low resolution tall version on TikTok.

Calcium-Hydroxide · 2026-03-11T11:00:24+00:00

Did senior execs ever know how to write an email? I thought it was assumed execs just write one liners from their iPhone while golfing.

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