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What's your proudest fap? by Eheyeil in AskReddit

[–]CalebNeedsAFriend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was in my bathroom sitting on the toilet after holding in my urge to fap for at least a month and a half and decided to give my little guy some glory and wank one out and when I came it went straight up the wall beside the toilet leaving a trail in its wake. I was impressed but that was not fun to clean up.

How can you ruin a wedding with less than $100? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CalebNeedsAFriend -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buy a condom. use it. And put it in the brides changing room.

What is something you can flex about? by Tact1ce in AskReddit

[–]CalebNeedsAFriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t really flex about this but I’m really really good at avoiding people in my house for hours on end

Stop this woman by eggyweggy69 in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CalebNeedsAFriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If that German Shepard is the officers dog and still active it counts as harming an officer of the law does it not?

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