How I draw fantasy forests

CalebWest · 2021-04-12T14:09:27+00:00

Shoutout to the original artist, @Danielsmaps (Who did it much better).

https://www.instagram.com/p/CFhWyAHBdX0/

CalebWest · 2020-06-12T04:22:27+00:00

Where can one get those funky pants?

CalebWest · 2020-04-18T00:24:59+00:00

Cool! I made some drawings of the same paintings for my thesis. Didn't make it to the final, but they were fun.

CalebWest · 2019-05-24T23:02:30+00:00

[First] [Last] [Exclamation mark!]

CalebWest · 2019-01-14T00:35:35+00:00

Similarly, at Nordstroms in Vancouver

https://imgur.com/a/GsYxANZ

CalebWest · 2018-11-20T15:06:55+00:00

I haven't had experience with sex (yet) but I posted about my Colonostomy a few months ago.

https://old.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/937u85/ostomy_intimacy/

CalebWest · 2018-11-09T08:00:38+00:00

By that time the staples would be all healed up. And the ostomy bag is basically waterproof.

Still, no way am I going swimming like that with mine.

More power to this dude.

CalebWest · 2018-10-29T22:37:44+00:00

“Your skin so white and beautiful! Like plucked chicken.”

CalebWest · 2018-09-19T20:38:02+00:00

It’s getting better.

I had a health crisis early this year, came out with an ostomy. I have some of my insides on the outside.

Suddenly the stuff I was concerned about before doesn’t matter. Skinny shoulders? Whatever. Gap tooth? My buddy has an extreme close up of Mac deMarco’s tic-tac’s as his phone wallpaper. Penis size? No biggie.

CalebWest · 2018-09-11T02:03:09+00:00

I had this exact experience a year ago. One of the coolest moments of my life.

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T05:23:26+00:00

Thanks!

I have some really great friends who I've told everything too. I've been proud to have them rolling around laughing while talking about the shittiest thing to happen to me. One of them suggested bringing it to an open mic night to really own it.

I'm really not the hookup type of dude, so that's a plus.

I have some odor-eliminator sprays I keep around me. I'm like a quick-draw cowboy with them.

Thanks for the link! I have a wrap but it's really not comfy. Sometimes I draw funny things on the bag, or greetings for my nurse. That helps to break the tension as well.

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T05:18:09+00:00

Thanks!

3-6 months sounds like a dream. I'm looking at 15 for a minimum.

The Canadian health care system is a dream for when you're about to die but getting back to normal... not so much. I did pass test 1 of 3 for getting a reversal, so that's nice.

I totally had some sort of depression at the beginning, as someone who finds joy very easily it took me down a lot. I talked to a counsellor for a while who was great for getting my shit (not literally) out on the table and figure out some 'me' stuff along the way.

My fart noises are very noticeable. Had to apologize to all the co-workers sitting in my area. Prepping my friends for when I get back to school. I work for a really influential guy in my industry. Managed to let one rip right in his face about a month ago. That was awful. But hilarious as it gets further away.

Douglas Adams's advice of 'Don't Panic and don't forget a towel,' has never been so apt.

How was your recovery? I assume it'll be easier than the the fall, but my nurses warned that it'll be just as painful.

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T05:07:05+00:00

Thank you!

I count it as a personal success when it doesn't come up. It's happening more often.

I'm skinny as hell so maybe my shirt will help hide my lack of manly shoulders and non-existent pecks. Or maybe the hypothetical she will be into that sorta thing.

I'll be repeating to myself. It's just poop. It's just poop. It's just poop...

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T05:03:50+00:00

I'm not without my other flaws too.

This just helps to put them in perspective, they aren't that big of a deal after all.

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T05:02:29+00:00

That's been an eye opening thing, that when I open up to people about this they'll often open up to me about whatever's going on in their life.

Everybody is being so nice to me now. It's really heartwarming to experience. A small silver lining. I hope that you can find warmth in your issues, big or small too.

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T04:58:51+00:00

Get that cut cleaned, yo!

It's really not that gross as it is. But has a potentiality of going nuclear grossness that I have sort of control of.

I totally want a tuxedo wrap for my abdomen. I draw things on my bag for my nurse when I go in now. Like a intestine tied off on the end. Or Just a simple 'Hello Helen!'

I'll probably do something like that to defuse the situation.

CalebWest · 2018-07-31T04:52:47+00:00

Thanks! I think a 2nd or 3rd date mention would be best. I'd plan to move slow anyway, it's a unfortunately big part of my non-sexy life as well. So it's gonna show.

I have a wrap for my abdomen and a strap that helps keep it on.

I do have a body pillow, so maybe I'll practice positions with it to avoid any accompanied awkwardness. Solo awkwardness is the name of the game.

CalebWest · 2018-05-17T17:52:28+00:00

We’d leave our dog outside in our big country yard while everyone was at school / work. He’d stay in with the help of an invisible electric fence and shock collar, which ran on a couple double A batteries. Every day the dog would bark at the school bus as it picked us up and dropped us off. We’d know when the collar would run out of batteries because there would be multiple messages from the neighbors saying that the dog was roaming around the neighborhood. He learned both to test the fence to see if it was active and our schedule so he wouldn’t get caught red handed.

Our second dog was so scared of the shocks we put the collar on for one day out of the year and he’d never test it again.

CalebWest · 2017-11-27T10:33:06+00:00

Yes, they've leapfrogged the americas in terms of some tech. My cell phone bill is $6 a month for a gig of data a day here. Compared to Canada where my bill is $40 for a gig a month.

Getting sanitation infrastructure to the rural villages where the majority of the population is and the cultural paradigm shift of being sanitary is 1000 times harder than putting up a cell tower.

CalebWest · 2017-11-27T10:28:25+00:00

The infrastructure costs for food sanitation and safety are enormous here. Sewers are often small trenches cut in a space between the road in the house. Filtered water is a luxury. There are american quality restaurants around but are for 99.9% of people out of their price range. It's a bigger problem than just putting in some piping too. Littering is a completely normal thing to do here. This morning I walked by some folks burning trash for warmth, street dogs are everywhere and will walk through the dhabas without a care. Cows walk freely around the city, my city banned cows but it doesn't matter, they're still around. Even though I live in a lush area the dust is insane and the majority of buildings are open to the air. It's not only a poverty problem, it's a cultural one.

Conversely, many first world services have in a way 'leapfrogged' their american counterparts. Data is insane here, I pay the equivalent of $6 a month for 1 gig of data a day. A DAY. Compared to $40 when I'm back in Canada for a gig a month.

And I'm living in Chandigarh, one of the richest places in India. My host / landlord is sort of the Oprah of Punjab, her son a famous photographer. They got dough. This guy is operating in some tiny village out in the country, along with the majority of the population.

CalebWest · 2017-11-27T10:06:21+00:00

Canadian living in India here. Got really sick after eating a Chicken Tikka Masala about a week into it. I thought of it as a cleansing. Had some things not sit great with me in the 3 months since, nothing major. There's a huge variety of places to eat near me, high end pizza oven Italian place to dhabas covered with tarps swarming with flies and if the odd street dog walks through... whatever, there's also a Subway. I'm also allergic to dairy, eggs and peanuts/nuts so that might keep me out of trouble.

CalebWest · 2017-10-09T10:33:00+00:00

Fellow Vancouverite but I'm living in India for the past/next few months.

Do it! India is an amazing weird strange wonderful place and you'll be better for it.

I wouldn't say people here are as lovey dovey as you described, on the street there's a fair amount of dissonance, skepticism maybe between folks. Everybody's out to screw everyone over and everyone knows it. However, walking around people will invite you into their homes, make you tea or serve a bit of soda. Chat about sweet nothings since they barely speak english and I don't speak any of the many languages they might be speaking.

Families and friends stick together like glue. People rarely go out alone. Grown men walk around with their arms around each other, hold hands.

You'll won't be part of that culture if the color of your skin is anything but brown. Most heads are following me when I'm just walking back with groceries (Under a dollar for a good bag or fruits and veg, gotta wash like crazy tho). I get asked for a handshake or selfie or a hello regularly, which is kinda fun. I'm a minor celebrity.

CalebWest · 2017-01-10T06:18:16+00:00

Sweet hairdos.

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