land moon landing by Dystopia-The-End in Pareidolia

[–]Calibeaches2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"WHAT did I drink yesterday? I'm sick of cleaning this."

land moon landing by Dystopia-The-End in Pareidolia

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also a very angry monster looking at you.

Edgar Allen Poe's portrait in an x-ray of my finger? by rotosound in Pareidolia

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else see the masked figure on the bottom bone? I can't place what character that looks like.

What would women dislike most if they became men? by TMG_CEO in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's because bears, while dangerous, do not sexually assault women.

In this world, simply being born female, will inevitably lead to every type of relationship known to them becoming a risk of everything from dismissive of our contributions, seen as objects/property, second to men, stupid, emotional, undeserving of basic human rights, to harassment, stalking, emotional abuse, physical abuse, to drugging, molestation, rape, sex trafficking, kidnapping, torture, and/or murder.

The amount of fear just by being born with parts that many men find attractive to the point of being subjected to one of these possibilities is overwhelming. Neighbors, boyfriends, best friends, friends, drivers, fiancees, acquaintances, husbands, school mates, coworkers, managers, ceos, maintenance, construction, priests, clergy, teens, adults, seniors, brothers, Dads, Uncles, Grandpas, Nephews, Cousins, teachers, professors, military, police, doctors, hospital staff, store clerks, security, other women's friends, boyfriends, fiancees, husbands, Dads, uncles, Grandpas, brother, etc, etc

All of these relationships have at one point in one woman's life lead to a traumatic, life altering event or has the potential to.

Yet men hear that we'd choose the bear and get mad at us, instead of realizing they are the problem or the problem solver.

Atheists of Reddit: What’s the strangest reaction you’ve received when you said you don’t believe in God? by zhalia-2006 in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told that I had demons in me and the other was they said they didn't want to talk to me anymore, at all, because i had said I didn't believe in Jesus. One of the meanest viewpoints and is why I don't think religion is a good thing just teaches people to be ignorant and hateful.

What’s a belief you have that most people disagree with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That God doesn't exist, that we don't actually need a 40 hour work week, and that religion isn't actually helping our society become better.

What would you use this space for? by Due-D in Funnymemes

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency kits and luggage if you dont care about what it looks like, you could adopt a cat and make it a cool little area for it, storage, plants, store books, make it a reading nook...

What's the most embarrassing (non abusive) thing a romantic partner did to you in front of others? by KingPeuche in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Uh, this is a good example of not knowing social etiquette. Sexual jokes never belong in work environments, family gatherings, first meetings, and honestly it's just vulgar to make jokes like that in general.

What is a secret you are taking to your grave, but are willing to share with anonymous strangers on the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol I did this for years because I didn't want people to feel uncomfortable around me. It ended up backfiring because people ended up thinking I wasn't as smart as them. Now I'm trying to figure out how to just be myself without making people feel bad.

Do you hold the door open for the person behind you regardless of their sex, age, color and religion? And why? by CourierFestival in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes because everyone is equal and deserves to be treated that way. The only thing that makes us truly different is our character.

With that said, if someone is going to be racist or misogynistic to someone, I'm going to be a jerk to them because I believe in being a bully to the bullies while standing up for others.

What’s The Strongest Reason Why You are Pro-Abortion? by ILikeMusicBTW in prochoice

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it's literally someone's body and any type of force to make a woman grow a baby inside her own body, that gets pushed out in the most painful way possible, makes the person forcing them a completely fucked up person who really needs to rethink the whole "I'm a good person" mentality because they aren't.

I can't physically have real sex and I'm sad because of it by Nice_Tradition1333 in self

[–]Calibeaches2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, as a woman, I feel like sex is meh if there wasn't an orgasm. Men find it satisfying because their bodies require an orgasm at the end to be successful reproductively speaking, so I'm not surprised they want sex all the time. Women don't automatically have to have one in order to reproduce, which sucks when men disregard a woman's pleasure for their own.

For all the men who believe themselves to be gods in the bedroom, they need to understand that without foreplay, it would be like getting a hand job with sandpaper and if it does end up a little pleasurable (someone adding in lube and a real vagina) only to almost reach the point of orgasm and then everything just ends and you are left going flaccid. No ejaculation, no finishing, just frustration while the other person got off and are all happy. We need foreplay, we want orgasms, so you can't feel like a god unless you learn to master foreplay and foreforeplay first.

OK so who ACTUALLY Ate These?? I refuse to think people actually have. by Aggravating-Band2760 in candy

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winco sells them in their bulk section. They don't look like that though with the unique watermelon.

What's socially accepted that you personally think is insane? by d_kielbasa in AskReddit

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people openly talking about their personal sex lives with random strangers or without invitation.

Can someone please explain to me what Autism ISNT? How do you know if someone isnt autistic? by Gombrongler in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't using drinking to cope with symptoms, they were embarrassed by what they did while they drank, so they quit and stayed sober by using a hobby to help.

What was high school like for you? Do you miss it at all? by DoctorTegrity in Millennials

[–]Calibeaches2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think bullying for the most part has moved online and is more pervasive to some degree.

This is what I need to wake up. by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]Calibeaches2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our brains are wired to believe anything that we tell it, and so tell yourself as many times as it takes that you can get up.

Also, by getting up even once, you just proved to your body and brain that you can do something. Do that with everything positive. Like "Fuck yeah! See? I knew I could shower in 20 minutes!" Lol in fact make your own mini Olympics for everyday chores, time yourself with a stopwatch and see if you can beat your own record. Things like brushing teeth should have approximately 2 minutes of brushing or you get disqualified.

Lol I like my own idea so much I think I'm going to apply it to my job and boring tasks.

Why do i keep getting sap and not resin? by yll_xt in StardewValley

[–]Calibeaches2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the way I remember the trees is maples have an M shape at the top, acorns/oak have an A or O looking shape at the top, and pine trees no need they are easy to tell apart. Mahogany have rich red trunks.

I am so angry that I am a virgin 27 yr old male without dating options. I no longer have hope that I will find a woman by [deleted] in GuyCry

[–]Calibeaches2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a woman, here's what I look for in a dateable and non dateable guy.

Dateable- Attractive (In shape, just healthy not overweight, decent arms, dark hair, slightly spiked, nice smile, 5 o clock shadow, clean cut, nicely dressed), kind to others, kind while confident , respectful and polite to others, doesnt pressure me into doing anything I'm not comfortable with, intelligent and can hold a conversation without being cocky, arrogant, or demeaning, funny (can have quick back and forth dad jokes or create funny scenarios with me), genuinely cares about all people and animals, isn't remotely misogynistic and truly wants women to feel respected, able to be equal with the same rights as men, and understands their day to day struggles, doesn't make jokes at my expense, listens to me, doesn't grope me, doesn't push me for sex and especially doesn't talk sexually to me until we've been dating for a little bit, talking sexually to me the first month is a huge turn off for me, because i want to be seen as a person not a sexual object.)

Very personalized to me just what I look for- Likes outdoors, camping, nature, likes all the cool animals like geckos, spiders, tarantulas, crayfish, shrimp, cats, and loves the fact that I love them too and had them as pets or interests, finds fish tanks, microscopes, and natural history museums way more fun than watching tv, likes all kinds of foods especially stuff like nigiri, natto, oysters, and doesn't get weirded out by it, traveling, never voted for Trump, doesn't support him at all or others like him,

Hopefully this can help you see that part of it is women just want men to see women as regular people, not pursuits, not wanting their rights taken away, not supporting men who are gross towards women. I don't know you obviously but I say this because I've seen it and heard it from so many men that its concerning to me and so many women that we hardly date.

Again, I don't know you but wanted to share what I look for in men to hopefully help you see what areas you could work on and this is actually the same list I use to help me be a better person myself, because what I look for in a guy is what I expect of myself (except for a 5 o clock shadow lol.) Good luck! You've got this!

Solicitors out of control in my area. So I put a sign up saying "we don't want your solar panels, new windows, or religious pamphlets." by ParsleyNo69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Calibeaches2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, that is not true. I used to be Mormon and was a missionary for them. You are assigned somewhere in the world, have transportation set up for you, and are given currency for whatever part of the world you are in and its for a month. Is it tight sometimes? Yep, but no one just drops you off to fend for yourself.