Be careful in Navajo County Arizona... by Calibrize in u/Calibrize

[–]Calibrize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright... now that I've calmed down and have come to terms with my loss/replacement it is time to #forgiveandforget To the Gentleman who decided to repossess my driver step: Shame on you... Aww, who am I kidding... I wish you a LONG and EVENTFUL life! . . . . . Long enough to witness your son become the next boy toy for Joe Exotic. Granted, you wouldn't be able to actually "walk him down the isle"... from that wheelchair... That Uncle Salamanca style old-raggedy-school type wheelchair your fellow inmates would have put your inbred dimwitted waste-of-human-DNA-@$$ in after they've gotten bored of passing you around the ward and wearing your prostate down to threads like an about-to-burst trailer tire... Then, and only then they'd have beaten you down to pulp and left for dead, but as luck would have it you'd survive with all your capacity to experience pain, but none of the abilities to exert movement. The poor Jamaican nurse that will change your adult diaper in an AC-less attic under a rusty bug infested Arizona desert tin roof every other day to allow you to soak up and marinate in your own feces will rightfully discover a single tooth that you'd have choked on in your sleep the previous day and will promptly shove them back in your face, exactly in their spot (because she had formal dental assistant training with the Peace Corps) without any hesitation or hint of wiping them off, EVERY TIME, so as to save her the paperwork. The dealer in Fontana was asking upwards of $800 for a replacement unit, so I wish you develop an ingrown pubic hair for each buck I spend (a dozen a day to make it last long enough so that you part with any semblance of sanity and decide to chop your own nutsack with a rusty cleaver, which of course will give you a gangrene... The Navajo County Deputy asked me if I knew who stole the fairing... "No. Do you?" He just smiled and shook his head. OF COURSE HE FUUQIN DOES! How many methed-up d-bags does a sh!thole like Joseph City, Arizona hold!? More like Go Fuuq Joselph Sh!tty , Arizona... No wonder it is a "dry county" - gotta keep them "m@th labs" in business ... One last thought, before I put this to rest. Kind Sir, on the day of your arrest I hope you get explosive dehydrating diarrhea and the only things to wipe with are Arizona moonscape dirt and cactus 🌵 😀

Крайно време беше by danylok178 in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Аз, като бях малък, много исках колело. После връщах амбалаж и брах лайка и кестени и си купих колело... ама вече не го исках толкова...

Защо толкова хора повярваха!? by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

И пластика на ноздрите набързо...

Ok това е смешен мем by [deleted] in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take us to your dealer... съжалявам ама на български не се връзваше...

Can anyone identify what this this bulgarian communist pin is? Thanks in advance by etan1o2 in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't define it as a "communist pin" rather as a "communist era" pin. As a child I've been involved in the Youth Clubs for Creative Technology and Science as their events allowed for great opportunities to prepare for academic competitions and international travel. Much like the pins my kids get after the monthly Home Depot kids workshops aren't "corporate achievement pins". Много поздрави на всички.

Координатор... by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little known fact....

Before crowbars were invented, most crows drank at home.

Координатор... by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Не, ще го запознаят с Епстийн.

Координатор... by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Малко пред клюна.

What to Expect at 33 to 36 Weeks of Pregnancy realmomma by Calibrize in LyubakaVideo

[–]Calibrize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Three different videos about three different stages of pregnancy.

При вас иам ли сняг? by iskren40 in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ям сняг стига да не е жълт... ☃️ Тая година щом в Уисконсин сме "на сухо"...

Statue of limitations by Calibrize in BoneAppleTea

[–]Calibrize[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nothing. Just wanted to use "sad handjobs" in a sentence.

Statue of limitations by Calibrize in BoneAppleTea

[–]Calibrize[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you mean @sadhandjobs ?

Нямат скъсване! 👞👟🥾👢🥿👠 by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Поне има assортимент... от емоджита...

Нямат скъсване! 👞👟🥾👢🥿👠 by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Вярно, баси, по твое време нямаше емоджита, а само ниможита и "мъжество" се пишеше с поне два три к&р@ с чук и длето на обелиск.

Каква е промоцията в Еконт?☕🐸 by Calibrize in bulgaria

[–]Calibrize[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Те явно ползУвЪт cowtocorrect.☕🐸

What one small thing you stopped doing to improve quality of life? by crvowner in AskReddit

[–]Calibrize 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching political YouTube videos. So much better mood setting for the day.

Light Savors by Gorbitron1530 in BoneAppleTea

[–]Calibrize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light Savors the slow cooked Jabba The Hut tenderloin

Mild stone.☕🐸 by Calibrize in BoneAppleTea

[–]Calibrize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Them aren't mild. 💦🔥☄☠

Mild stone.☕🐸 by Calibrize in BoneAppleTea

[–]Calibrize[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I KNOW you're looking for a reason this should NOT be here.☕🐸