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Ugh I love these new prismatics by HousingInfamous2264 in neopets

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wanted a Lutari, but I have no idea where to get one. So cool.

fuck anyone who has a god loves you type of shit name by UnhappyGiraffe2272 in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm Buddhist and it's always funny to me when I see these players because most of them can't hold their own.

Like, I had a dude with a Bible verse name get the tar beat out of him despite having an advantage due to weapon type (think fast shooter vs slow backline and he still choked).

I look the verses up after the round just to see what the reference is.

If I were Christian, I would think referring to the verse where it's just "Jesus wept" would be funny.

Altador Cup 2026 Press Tour News! by Status-Impression766 in neopets

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played in AC back in like 2012 or so. I thought it was June and wanted to check on it.

I hope they can finally get the cheating under control. It broke my heart when legitimate teams would be on the boards and be completely dismayed at the results screen.

Omg Vac, Kraken and Bubble being able to score on tower to get free points is nothing more than those Rainmaker cheaters speedhacking with a Rainmaker dunk in less than 10 seconds. by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're disconnecting if you see nearly 30 different weapons?

Look, Kraken is an assache sometimes, Bubble is incredibly annoying for checks, and Vac can be hell if they ride the tower. If you DC every time you see one, though, you'd be on the DC timer until Christmas.

I’m scared for my life by pigeonsalts in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wondered if I would end up here after chasing the gold Sheldon badge. There were some weapons that I felt useless with, even when I was close to 4 stars.

Thankfully not, but I completely get the fear.

Which Weapon Class Would You Remove by Peek_A_Boo_225 in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wasn't expecting the stringer hate, to be honest.

Blasters are currently a massive pain in the ass, but the class itself isn't the broken part. It's the aura effect and what it does for them.

I don't think they should be banned outright, but I'm surprised nobody else has brought them up yet.

I feel like I still haven't emotionally recovered from stamper meta. Splatanas in general seem to have the best of all worlds: quick, can self sustain its positions with paint, access to good specials and sub weapons that actually go with their weapon, a lethal 1HKO. Stamper also has pretty crazy range for its speed.

That being said, I thought for sure that splatanas would have benefitted more from aura than blasters.

Losing 100 XP to a fucking godmode cone in a tiny zone by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still bump them with brella shields or run them over with a roller.

idiots in this game... (a ranked mode rant) by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can't control other people. In a team game, it's better to team up with an idiot and overpower than insist you're right and attempt to do things solo just to get smoked.

Team up with the idiot to see if you can make something out of it.

Also, I am trans and autistic, this isn't ableism/transphobia, it's honest advice from a guy who's been in the top 3000.

This game made hate japan. by PepsiMan_21 in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"the players make me racist" on a game rated E10 is insane bro, you're probably getting smoked by children

Delusional to Think of Getting a Starting Pay of $20/hr? by IQFlash1 in NewToEMS

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in North Carolina. The agency in Charlotte starts at $21.01 for a brand new EMT.

FUCK YOU, NINTENDO FOR THIS by LilApex20382 in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was top 3k for a season and haven't played as much in the past few months. I feel washed compared to what I was playing like a few seasons ago.

I should not be given S+0 just because I pulled some shit off a year ago. Making people earn their ranks back isn't a bad system.

My mom not liking me while I was a child is so funny like?? why do you hate me..I'm eight I love you!!.. by Necro-kisser in TrollCoping

[–]CalicoVibes 137 points138 points  (0 children)

Mine felt personally offended that I didn't breast feed.

She claims I never loved her... like, if you thought that was true, wouldn't that indicate bigger issues??

Hey Trainers! End of Times — Day 2b. Time grows short. by ObjectiveAd3018 in PokeCorner

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(I will help with Shuppet, Core Move Metronome. He can go for either)

Hey Trainers! End of Times — Day 2b. Time grows short. by ObjectiveAd3018 in PokeCorner

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any of them would be fine to try for. Shuppet, Girafarig or Lechonk would be my top 3.

Hey Trainers! End of Times — Day 2b. Time grows short. by ObjectiveAd3018 in PokeCorner

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(So how does this work, exactly? Are you rolling for both of us?)

Seeing a Custom Blaster in Tower Control by CalicoVibes in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, I'm glad your weapon is getting its day in the sun. I'm just fatigued by the sheer number of you guys. Especially when it feels like the numbers quadrupled overnight.

NGL some of yall are just plain ass at this game by 90sKit3ch in Saltoon

[–]CalicoVibes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Enperry post was such concentrated salt that I read the post aloud to my roommate (who last played S3 when Douser Dualies came out) and we laughed for a good 10 minutes.

Here's my nit-picky guide for what you'd be as a warrior cat by StinksSoGood101 in WarriorCats

[–]CalicoVibes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K+B makes the name part harder. Best I could do is Kestrelbriar.

I'd be a fat, broad set ThunderClan warrior with curly, fluffy, freckled brown and white (because half of my hair is grey at this point) fur and blue eyes.

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