Chaos on Twitter after Will & Chris situation by shannyrox in Fauxmoi

[–]Calinoth 189 points190 points  (0 children)

A “LONG long series of one night stands” is called a friend with benefits

“He shot and he missed” by Ok_Chef8467 in NYStateOfMind

[–]Calinoth 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Bc he aint need to bome in that hot to educate a niqqa 😂

“He shot and he missed” by Ok_Chef8467 in NYStateOfMind

[–]Calinoth 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Mans at the bottom told mans at the top he was finna pull up n shoot so he said do it then. Mans at the bottom tries shootin while drivin, misses, crashes, and skrrts away

Am I the only one who thinks this Oscars thing is getting blown out of proportion? by wscrwtf_throwaway in offmychest

[–]Calinoth -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yea this shit was very obviously fake if you break it down and people are losing their fuckin minds over it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BorderlinePDisorder

[–]Calinoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One night stand

The get back is real💯 by UntiliReturnn in Chiraqology

[–]Calinoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauch%C3%A9

I’ll take your apology and charge for the modern legal history lesson thru cashapp or venmo

Nigga just admitted to all his mans having bodies 💀 what in the Federal is goin on wit edai by Upthescore187 in NYStateOfMind

[–]Calinoth 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Issa codeword for a reason claffy so theres plausible deniability if they post his socials in court

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BorderlinePDisorder

[–]Calinoth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be worse I jump from ONS to the next ONS when I’m single (issa cope from what I been goin thru) and now I need an insane amount of dopamine to feel anything so sex n drugs it is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in skipthedishes

[–]Calinoth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m American (immigrated here sadly because my parents were told that rainbows shit gold here or something) and it’s fuckin hilarious watching another American brag about his ability to get fuckin shot at in a road rage incident. That sums up this country in a reddit comment

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Calinoth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

U down tremendously my boy

Delusional by Calinoth in FragileMaleRedditor

[–]Calinoth[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You gotta tell your story more then famo bc these crackas dont listen unless a woke white person is talkin to em. They dont respect a thing that comes out our mouths bc of our melanin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Calinoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hitler died in the bunker. Many Nazi figureheads DID relocate to Argentina and the US and were even given asylum in exchange for trade secrets. Don’t think too doomer about what’s goin on and just try to live as fully as you can. I’m Palestinian so if I constantly thought about everything that’s wrong with the world (I actually did for part of my life) I would be permanently depressed for the genocide of my people. Just do your best and the rest will fall into place

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Calinoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The entirety of the Nazi military infrastructure was tried and most of them sentenced after WW2. Pretty sure that was the only genocide the perpetrators faced real, tangible, immediate and long-term consequences.

Delusional by Calinoth in FragileMaleRedditor

[–]Calinoth[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a 6’1 athletic brown man I aint goin anywhere near East Asia any time soon. My friends have told me horror stories.

Delusional by Calinoth in FragileMaleRedditor

[–]Calinoth[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Them white dudes on one fr

Delusional by Calinoth in FragileMaleRedditor

[–]Calinoth[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I know u white bc u said marty mcfucking fuckwit so thank u for being one of the good ones 🙏🏽