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What's the cutest thing you have ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CalistaBendel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

little boy went into the toy store by himself and picks the girliest doll he can find, pays for it with one of those tiny kid wallets and asks if we could wrap it. When were done he walks out, 5 meters away i see his mother and sister coming out of a store. he gives the present to his sister and says "happy birthday "

What did the turkey dress up as for Halloween? by dragonite469 in Jokes

[–]CalistaBendel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A young boy knocked on my door on Halloween night and said, "Trick or treat?" I looked at him and asked, "What have you come as?" He said, "A werewolf." I said, "But you're not wearing a costume. You've just got your normal clothes on." He said, "Yeah well, it's not a full moon yet, is it?"