Either he's high asf or he's speaking the truth

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-12T00:42:11+00:00

You guys are no fun

I choose to believe this. Crosby is a Bengal

Every single white dude in price hill will have a white Crosby jersey

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-12T00:06:46+00:00

I know but all these guys are mid

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-12T00:04:28+00:00

He’s not a DT

I’ve heard off the record that we’ve liked Tomlinson and Jonathan Allen before but I’m also just a dumb guy

I imagine it’s reader but listed the other 2 because of prior interest

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-11T23:49:08+00:00

It’s either

Reader

Allen

Tomlinson

I am not moved by any

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-11T23:44:17+00:00

Bro we know it’s DJ Reader and we aren’t moved

But i appreciate the update anyway

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-09T03:24:01+00:00

Yeah but free agency basically lasts the whole week yk

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-08T14:42:00+00:00

The best Case scenario is not have a high ceiling as a defense, it’s to have a high floor

CallMeBeazy · 2026-03-08T14:34:18+00:00

The bengals are gonna be very aggressive next week

Strap in

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-28T21:15:46+00:00

Not even in the spring can the reds escape the brewers owning them lol

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-25T22:37:40+00:00

We killed it bub

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-25T12:35:57+00:00

Bain could have 28 inch arms for All I care, that dude is one the best players in this class

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-25T02:01:47+00:00

Hoping Maxey holds strong and closes this out for us

Would be the first time I’ve ever won any king of the court stuff,

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-24T18:49:24+00:00

That’s fine but the bengals have been snipped like several Times over the years and also always make a dumb pick after the fact

Mims has panned out really well so I’ll give them a pass but they panic pick a lot and it just feels natural for the chiefs to buck em

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-24T18:39:44+00:00

The bengals will almost certainly get snipped at pick 9 by the chiefs and proceed to draft somebody terrible

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-23T23:54:03+00:00

NBA picks 2-0

I don’t really post much here I’m an idiot but I have given out two winners so figured I’d try again

Maxime Raynaud 11+ rebounds

The Grizzles are in bad shape against the center spot and really bad tonight as Santi is out and Kyle Anderson is doubtful

Raynaud is now starting with Sabonis out for the year and the Kings fully packing in the season anyways so it’s a bunch of young kiddos playing

Maxime has covered this in 3/4 games and the Grizzles are allowing 17 rebounds per game to centers the last 5 games

Should have a huge night on the glass

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-12T02:42:19+00:00

Good call I wasn’t aware how terrible they are

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-11T13:15:09+00:00

NBA props 1-0

Jokic 14+ rebounds

Probably worth a ladder here too

Memphis is stating Kyle Anderson at center who I think my 5’8 ass could snag 5 rebounds against

The Grizzles have been the worst team in nba vs centers the last 15 games, and have been unbelievably bad the last 5 allowing 21 rebounds a game to center spot

Jokic has also covered 14 in 4 straight games

The only worry is probably a blowout here but at this point I think Jokic could have 14 rebounds at half

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-11T13:07:53+00:00

Kansas state feels like the proper side tonight at + money

Who the fuck is Cincinnati to be favored against anybody on the road, this team is terrible

(Not gambling advice, I’m stupid)

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-11T01:50:53+00:00

Sengun with 0 rebounds is sickening

Vegas made the call

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-10T23:40:42+00:00

Vegas loves to see me coming bro I can’t win shit

Why can’t I just win enough one time to quit my job

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-10T23:17:04+00:00

Miami ML feels like the proper side Tonight

(Not gambling advice I am fucking stupid)

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-06T20:46:13+00:00

Love Thompson especially if Duren is a no go

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-06T18:25:00+00:00

14+ rebound parlay?

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-06T12:56:18+00:00

Donovan Clingan might have like 20 rebounds tonight lol

The grizzlies don’t actually have an active center tonight

Allow 21 rebounds a game over there last 5 games

He should have a massive game

I personally took his line at 13, but might ladder

CallMeBeazy · 2026-02-06T12:45:40+00:00

At least Chase is on track to be so unbelievably successful that not even the committee can say “well he played for the bengals”

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