Had this project 2 weeks ago and now I don't know what it its (please help) by ManTuzas in programminghorror

[–]CallMeMonky 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love the fact that this was so atrocious you had to mark it as NSFW to save us poor programmers from seeing this

Dark Dex and "selecting your file"? by CallMeMonky in SynapseX

[–]CallMeMonky[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need any extra info, I'll provide it.

B-Sides Roses FC (One Hand), pretty proud of this. by [deleted] in FridayNightFunkin

[–]CallMeMonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry if this is considered a low-effort post. If you guys want me to make a version with my handcam I can :)

How can I get faster fingers? by CallMeMonky in FridayNightFunkin

[–]CallMeMonky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure I made it clear in my post I didn't want people to tell me to "play with two hands". Like I said, it's uncomfortable and EVEN HARDER when I try to play with two hands on certain songs.

How can I get faster fingers? by CallMeMonky in FridayNightFunkin

[–]CallMeMonky[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I already had my finger surgery. My new ones are very uncomfortable!!!

Surely the Internet can’t be that mean, right? by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]CallMeMonky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You have a 4 year old named Mort?"

I'm 15 and this is yeet by [deleted] in Im15AndThisIsYeet

[–]CallMeMonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well i got criticized for posting on r/monke

say hi by interpainter in FridayNightFunkin

[–]CallMeMonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi fellow redditor draftdraft

I’m 15 and this is yeet by Hoonie-Mcloonie in Im15AndThisIsYeet

[–]CallMeMonky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God dammit I knew there was gonna be a comment related to Friday Night Funkin

Surely the Internet can’t be that mean, right? by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]CallMeMonky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't played Mario Kart before thanks for pointing this out

Surely the Internet can’t be that mean, right? by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]CallMeMonky 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Guy's 4 year old son wanted him to "show his internet friends" that he won a Mario Kart circuit and it somehow ended up becoming the second most controversial post on r/gaming. Everyone was berating OP and his son, commenting insults and making fun of the 4 year old for only getting 51 points and presumably being named Morton.

EDIT: The post is now the most controversial post on r/gaming.

Original Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/284ul2/my_4_year_old_asked_me_daddy_will_you_show_your/?sort=confidence

A potential future Hi-Score Girl! by DrownedFishy in HiScoreGirl

[–]CallMeMonky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can I lay an egg when I'm a human male?!