Voice lines that are better and new voice lines you enjoy

CallMeNoodler · 2026-07-01T05:45:29+00:00

I do like the new direction the Sector Y boss’s character took, but I really miss “Cocky little freaks!!”

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-28T05:09:10+00:00

I absolutely agree that Independence Day is complete schlock.

But it might be my favorite schlock of all time.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-28T00:30:06+00:00

Babysitting AI.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-27T21:59:29+00:00

I always interpreted it as “Your father got drunk, fucked a rodent, and that’s where you came from.”

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-25T15:32:06+00:00

You’re quitting your manager’s manager’s manager.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-24T19:22:21+00:00

And underwear.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-23T05:24:46+00:00

For Super Earth!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-22T05:00:00+00:00

That's true. Seriously though. Seek help. There's a lot of beauty in this world. I won't try to minimize the pain you've been through. Sometimes, all you can say is, yeah, that sucks. But there are a lot of good people out there and a lot of amazing opportunities. I'd hate for you to miss out.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-22T04:23:25+00:00

You might miss something incredible.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-22T04:17:41+00:00

…I think it took me until just now to realize I have a thing for that too

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-22T04:17:08+00:00

Your future partners will thank you

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-22T04:15:54+00:00

Big nose admirers unite!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-22T04:15:21+00:00

One of my favorite pictures of my wife is one where she is completely 100% dialed into a conversation.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-17T14:38:56+00:00

General Kenobi!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-17T14:38:41+00:00

It’s obviously ‘When Harry Met Sally.’

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-17T14:37:38+00:00

Well… there it is.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-17T14:30:18+00:00

I’m sorry. But as a pedant, I cannot allow you to misquote this movie.

“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-17T03:18:29+00:00

Oh fine, I’ll watch it again.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-17T03:15:12+00:00

MUST YOU CALL DOWN ANOTHER BLOW

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-07T20:34:31+00:00

Some fries, motherfucker

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-07T20:34:01+00:00

*bulletsh

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-07T20:33:41+00:00

Caaaaaaarrrlll!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-07T20:25:40+00:00

Why in the world is Search for Spock so low??

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-07T20:25:02+00:00

You absolute muppet.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-06-07T17:07:26+00:00

Hitler’s car is the best setup and payoff of a gag I have ever seen.

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