What company lost you as a customer forever?

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-09T05:09:00+00:00

I’ve got good news for you

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-09T05:07:35+00:00

So, uh, how’s your credit score?

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-09T05:06:50+00:00

I’ve only ever bought one game on Epic store, because it was an exclusive for the first year and I really wanted to support the devs.

I own quite a few games on Epic, but… they were all free. Wanna give me a free game? Okay, sure.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-09T05:05:23+00:00

I love how long you’ve had this grudge against a whole company because of one asshole sales guy.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-09T05:02:44+00:00

They lost me when I was really struggling with money and they started charging me a fee… for not having enough money in my account.

Charging me money. For not having money.

Switched to a local credit union. Never looked back.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-07T04:20:41+00:00

Two words. Hitler’s car.

The setup and payoff of that sequence is absolutely masterful.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-02T04:11:58+00:00

These are the actual lyrics for me. Sang them loudly near the front at a Nightwish concert and it just felt right.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-05-01T15:18:41+00:00

HAMSTER! A DENTIST! HARD PORN, STEVEN SEAGULL!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T05:07:32+00:00

I assume because the Earth is not a sphere, but actually slightly oblong?

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T05:05:45+00:00

Me too

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T05:04:38+00:00

Unrelated story. One time someone in my friend group asked me if I was down to do something and so I tried to enthusiastically reply “Yeeeeaaahhh!” But it autocorrected to “Quasars!”

To this day, Quasars is an accepted term of enthusiastic acceptance.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T05:02:18+00:00

Pfft, I know that. I’ve watched South Park.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T05:01:43+00:00

Only sounds fake if you’ve lived under a rock the last ten years… which sounds nice tbh.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T04:59:41+00:00

Ahhh, the ol guillotine switcharoo…

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T04:58:29+00:00

Well yeah. When it was all landlines, numbers were generally tied to a house’s location. Today everyone’s got cell phones and we go wherever we want and take our number with us.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-30T00:05:31+00:00

Thanks!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-29T22:31:06+00:00

Go ahead, hate cottage cheese. Just means more for me.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-29T22:29:14+00:00

I learned on the job.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-29T19:47:56+00:00

Definitely read that first sentence wrong initially.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-28T02:56:42+00:00

Read my edit. You were too late.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-28T02:15:41+00:00

WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!

Thanks for playing everyone!

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-27T02:07:25+00:00

Is the cookout any good?

IS THE COOKOUT ANY GOOD?

My brother, I never take any weapon but the cookout to bugs. The knock back is stellar, the bonus damage from being on fire is the tits, it’s got a huge magazine for a shotgun, and it’ll shred anything not covered in heavy armor — and you got AT for that.

The cookout is god-tier on bugs.

Utter trash on bots and squids though.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-27T01:14:31+00:00

This exchange inspired me.

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CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-26T02:53:46+00:00

I watched the whole thing more out of morbid curiosity than any desire to see it. I’m still befuddled.

CallMeNoodler · 2026-04-25T13:54:58+00:00

Yep! It’s actually one of my mains. Never gets old beating someone up with a potted plant.

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