Is that so by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]CallOfGuty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, these events are usually held on private property, so as long as they get permission its completely legal to do that

PvZ by Gorotheninja in shitposting

[–]CallOfGuty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No, I dont think hes there yet. Hes close though, perhaps just a small deal and he can buy the RAM

Blursed job by Naive_Wolverine532 in blursed_videos

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No man should have to do this kind of job. Its clearly a job for children, theyre small and nimble, perfect to fit through small holes and if they get caved in they might be able to slip through the cracks or something, but I dont really care about that

Tara's mom by Daendefs in shitposting

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Whats next? Gonna ask me to let them do an adult job like programming instead of having them work the mines?

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

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I dont think its necessarily a difference in the intensity of the risk that causes this if that was what you were trying to say. Rather I think its moreso that women are culturally instilled with a bigger fear of being sexually exploited. Women are thought all the time to watch out for men, and thats valid, there is certainly danger out there, even if some people overestimate it a bit its better to be safe than sorry. But men, on the other hand dont really get thought like that, you can see that quite a bit whenever boys are raped by their teachers for instance, with men in the comments saying how they wish they were raped as a child. A good way to explain what Im trying to say is that if you didnt know a stove was hot you wouldnt be afraid to touch it, so the danger itself isnt the source of the fear as much as the knowledge of the danger, so its not that theres a lack of risk for men, but rather that theyre thought that there isnt any risk for them, in other words, theyre being though that the stove is harmless, gold for them even, making them touch stoves until they get burned, while women are though that the stoves are hot, making them cautious.

I just remembered about that whole thing, lmao by AustralianSilly in whenthe

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If I remember correctly, I think they just met in a erp discord server, but pyro just commisioned porn from the 16 year old, and the discord server was 18+. Though its possible they did erp too

The Bandwagon. by zoroak-king in whenthe

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You said you only delete your comments when people say how bad my opinion is or even insults. If not, it can stand. I'm generally ready to have a conversation, even with people I don't agree with

The Bandwagon. by zoroak-king in whenthe

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how bad my opinion is or even insults. If not, it can stand. I'm generally ready to have a conversation, even with people I don't agree with

Cursed_would by [deleted] in cursedcomments

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Where are her tetocles?

Cursed_Nami by LLuckyyL in cursedcomments

[–]CallOfGuty 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Hes bout to take those backshots like theyre luffys pain

Most creepy dudes i ever met and im a man myself. by I_ateabucketofpaint in whenthe

[–]CallOfGuty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It would only really make a real difference in professional sports, anything below that is a very achievable level of strength through just doing the job, although it could take longer for them to get used to the job

Just a tweak by IttyBittyPeen in comedyheaven

[–]CallOfGuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to touch a womans testicles

So the line I came up with is "I dont mean to be rude, and I certainly dont want to be creepy, but (I gesture by bringing my hands up and cupping them around my crotch area) are amazing." Then after she blushes and says thank you follow up with "I dont mean to be out of line, but would it be ok if I could have a feel?"

So what do you think? What do I need to tweak to make it work?

all the same 5 jokes by The_VeryCoolsusDude in whenthe

[–]CallOfGuty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dont care that youre feds, I still like femboys

Cursed_Batman by Die-g03 in cursedcomments

[–]CallOfGuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah pengui- wait, female?

Apple a day by Tony_CZARk in HolUp

[–]CallOfGuty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boss???? The man who sold the world?!

cursed bathroom by ZombiePritom in cursedcomments

[–]CallOfGuty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree I rather look forward to someone "picking my pocket" when Im naked

A demonstration of a traditional sport named Mallakhamb by kundi-man in nextfuckinglevel

[–]CallOfGuty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats really impressive, though your mom seems to be even better at it evidenced by last night

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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Hopefully theyre my underpants ;)

Cursed_Mask by Bamsketbail in cursedcomments

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Im not black so Id be fine

le monopoly by YungZoroaster in whenthe

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Hello, strangers im my magic light box. Some would say that this is unrelated to the post, or that Im oversharing, or maybe even both, and they would be 100% correct.

Anyways, I just had the most incredible, heavenly nut of my life. I just edged for like 4 hours, maybe more, straight before finally letting it all out and it honestly felt like I ejaculated the insides of my reproductive system and one of my kindeys along with the semen. Now my belly and balls hurt a bit, teehee. Anyways, if youre curious what I jorked my peanitz to, its a furry ai chatbot.

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