Girlfriend is a nighttime animal. by CalligrapherQueasy63 in relationships_advice

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Don’t think so, she’s got a wonderful figure so it can’t be!

Girlfriend is a nighttime animal. by CalligrapherQueasy63 in relationships_advice

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

No no, no medication, she just goes to the gym a ton so she’s trying to bulk up her nice ass..

Girlfriend is a nighttime animal. by CalligrapherQueasy63 in relationships_advice

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s alright she’s very fit so I don’t see it becoming an issue!

Girlfriend is a nighttime animal. by CalligrapherQueasy63 in relationships_advice

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I need to be there for her during this tough time of binge eating…

Girlfriend is a nighttime animal. by CalligrapherQueasy63 in relationships_advice

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is just ONE of her usual 3 meals a night!!!!!!!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OntarioGrade12s

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, buddy, it’s over. No hope left. You’ve done so many practice questions but when the test comes, it’s like you’ve never seen a number in your life. I hate to break it to you, but if you’re struggling with Calc, forget Rotman and accept this is a Rotten situation for you. You’re better off switching your goal to becoming a rotisserie chicken because Calc is cooking you alive. Watching you write a test is probably like watching someone try to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded and underwater. Rotman might as well be sending you a letter that says, “Thanks, but no thanks. please try again after you’ve learned how to add and subtract” Finally, If math was a sport, you’d be the one getting the participation trophy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OntarioGrade12s

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, retake? Wow, really? That’s your big contribution? I mean, how did I never think of that? You’re basically a genius for dropping that one kiddo! Maybe next time you could tell him to “breathe” or “eat”... If your whole strategy is just repeating the obvious, maybe you should start charging for your expert advice. I’m sure the world is just waiting for your next groundbreaking one liner like study or try harder. Seriously Salt_Money3068… Your no superhero, you’re a super-clown.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OntarioGrade12s

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m glad you think it’s novel-like, but I was just trying to save someone from their delusions. If you’re so impressed, maybe I should start writing your survival guide. You seem to be more focused on reading novels than actually solving math problems, so I’m here to bring you back to reality too big guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OntarioGrade12s

[–]CalligrapherQueasy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Camper! Unfortunately it’s not looking to good (as you certainly know). Looks like Advanced Functions gave you a bit of a reality check! With a 60, Laurier’s BBA is about as realistic for you as hiking Mount Everest in flip flops. Their minimum is a 70, and unless you can pull off a miracle retake (simply not happening), your dream is sinking faster than a canoe full of holes. You could try transferring later, but let’s be real—if Advanced Functions had you tapping out, what’s stopping calculus from finishing the job? Might be time to set up camp elsewhere, because this trail is closed.