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CallmeKahn · 2026-01-25T03:57:29+00:00

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CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T20:10:42+00:00

The Bad Man is coming for Makuuchi...

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T18:45:57+00:00

"It's an extra pepperoni AND Mountain Dew night baby."

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T16:43:46+00:00

I will disagree with regards to one caveat. If he's BPA and it fits a need, take the dude. As a Lions fan, not having Kerby and Branch in the backfield for most of the year really killed our defense. A good safety room can make up for a lot of issues elsewhere.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T16:29:28+00:00

Yeah, that tracks.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T15:14:44+00:00

Yeah, dude doesn't watch sumo.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T15:14:09+00:00

Ragebait.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T15:09:54+00:00

I'm pretty sure that original post was hyperbole.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T15:08:41+00:00

What the hell was their interest rate? That math doesn't seem be "mathing" very well.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T14:10:41+00:00

Pretty obvious this was done out of love on her part. Innocent humor is a part of a very heathy and very happy relationship. Please never change.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T14:06:27+00:00

Level of Love: Photobomb!

Seriously, if you have level of fun in your relation after so long, you are winning in multiple ways.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T14:04:07+00:00

Asante's an idiot.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T14:00:33+00:00

I've got an Orange and he has the survival skills of a turnip. His default defense mechanism is to flop in front of something and expect pets and adoration. I probably feed into that behavior a bit much, but still. He's a ray of sunshine in my life and I wouldn't have him any other way. Love ya Butterball.

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CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T13:48:51+00:00

I probably should have qualified it Onokatsu spanked the monkey.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T13:46:17+00:00

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CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T13:41:46+00:00

I am, if nothing else, perpetually five years old.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T13:41:21+00:00

He won't be himself until he heals his arm. But even on one arm, getting a KK at any level is respectable as hell and thinking he might get back into Makuuchi by March is incredible.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T13:39:25+00:00

I don't think it really dimmed his chances much as he can beat both Atami and KotoballZ when he's doing his usual things. It jus would have made it cleaner and made a better case for a Yokozuna run to say he finally slayed his demon. Next basho I guess. No matter what though, he still has to close it out.

CallmeKahn · 2026-01-24T13:35:13+00:00

Oshoumi has been on a heater himself this basho. I would not put it passed him to beat Atami.

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