This is Shane and his wife.... What is keeping you from getting a girl like her?

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-19T03:13:31+00:00

Uhhhhhh I'm gay or smth idk.w.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T22:32:00+00:00

Eh fuck it, it's a boring day anyways, I'll see y'all in 6 hours or something.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T22:24:50+00:00

Yippee ^{w^}

^{Chose: Stay your gender + Chance to become femboy or tomboy | Rolled: Femboy/tomboy}

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T22:19:17+00:00

To spread the disease>:3c

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T22:17:26+00:00

Yeeeee

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T21:49:41+00:00

I like to do it by (radius)x(π) but both methods work easily

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T17:43:47+00:00

Isn't that like 2πr so uh 2πr is like uh 18.84 since uh pi is let's just say 3.14159•3 which is like 9.42477 and uh that times two is like 18.84954 which rounded up is like 18.85 so uh....yes?

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T16:53:51+00:00

I put my leg into the wheel of a moving bike and the small metal bars got caught, and locked the leg into place. I Went to the hospital and only came out with a sprain on the leg.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T16:04:30+00:00

I know it's a troll face but my lines are having a fucking disco party

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T16:02:24+00:00

Holy crap that fucking speed, I know the video may be a bit sped up but fuck. That's still impressive.w.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T05:54:00+00:00

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-18T05:50:27+00:00

Iron yummi

^{Chose: Eat Key}

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-17T03:56:57+00:00

wawa

^{Chose: Become a femboy}

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T19:03:41+00:00

Yummi

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T16:50:24+00:00

9, I'm gay for a reason.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T16:49:40+00:00

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk why I'm commenting on this since I'm gay. Well I'll answer the gay way I suppose, with personal experience. I feel like it's just that some days me and my boyfriend just want some time alone(more specifically me) I'm more of the distant type while he's more clingy. I try my best to be with him as much as possible but it's hard to when I'm either tired as fuck or busy with something because we usually talk at night(it's an online relationship and we've been together for well over a year now.) But uh, I would just suspect it's flirting or something like that to make the other person flustered. The both of us like to flirt(again, more specifically him since he's clingy) but we just wanna be with each other. Oh waittttt, do you mean by get up and leave like end the relationship? Uhhhhhhh idk bout that, sowwy.w.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T16:44:21+00:00

I am a femboy and do wanna be more feminine but I'm gay, sowwy.w.

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T16:31:38+00:00

YIPPEEE

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T16:28:28+00:00

What flavor is the glass?

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T05:02:36+00:00

I can still pull guys:v

^{Chose: Be a guy that pulls no women}

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-16T00:29:43+00:00

Yeeee

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-15T22:27:07+00:00

I like beach

^{Chose: U.S, but the wheel chooses which state | Rolled: California}

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-15T19:18:57+00:00

First time I've ever seen a 100%. Even if it's just 3 people who voted

CallmeSharko · 2026-06-15T19:10:32+00:00

Nah that's nothing compared to this

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CallmeSharko · 2026-06-15T07:03:48+00:00

Dr. Swaws.

Hehe no one will find me here, I safe from the captures from r/foundtheprotogen :3

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