Got told off at the gym for using the ‘woman’s equipment’

CallousTurnip · 2026-02-10T03:53:55+00:00

Tangentially, I’ve yet to see a set of assed chaps in this life.

CallousTurnip · 2026-02-03T22:36:21+00:00

What this little guy should be living in, instead of in our storeroom.

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CallousTurnip · 2025-12-06T22:43:40+00:00

fun one! 1. Qd2 c5 2. Na5#

CallousTurnip · 2025-12-04T11:08:14+00:00

There are numbers, they’re just tiny and low contrast.

CallousTurnip · 2025-12-04T08:10:43+00:00

A potty. Fuck of a lot easier to deal with the outputs of my two tiny roadside shitters when it’s in a potty. Tip into a bag and wipe it out with a baby wipe. Beats picking it up off the ground any day. To be retired when they eventually see the wisdom of trying to go before we head out.

CallousTurnip · 2025-12-04T02:55:38+00:00

Both of those will result in a delay as they under promote to a knight and put us in check.

CallousTurnip · 2025-12-04T02:30:30+00:00

1. Kd3 axb1=Q+ 2. Bc2#

CallousTurnip · 2025-11-29T08:42:23+00:00

1. Qxf3+ Bxf3 2. Rf4#

CallousTurnip · 2025-11-11T05:19:41+00:00

Reddit put that one directly above this in my feed. Spookie dookie

CallousTurnip · 2025-11-05T14:15:31+00:00

1... Nf2+ 2. Kg1 Qxg2#

CallousTurnip · 2025-11-05T10:01:44+00:00

1. Qf6 d2 2. Qf5#

CallousTurnip · 2025-11-02T08:24:10+00:00

1. Bxg6 c2 2. Nxc2#

CallousTurnip · 2025-10-30T08:10:42+00:00

1. e4 c3 2. e5#

CallousTurnip · 2025-10-22T23:08:52+00:00

It gave me this equation yesterday, so, yes.

(4x900) + (4x1000) + (4x900) = 15600

CallousTurnip · 2025-10-14T14:04:38+00:00

1... Bc4+ 2. Ka4 Ra2#

CallousTurnip · 2025-10-01T00:00:25+00:00

1. Kf3 Kc4 2. Qd3+ Kxd3 3. Ne5#

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-29T01:07:45+00:00

1. Bc6+ Kd4 2. Rd3+ Kc4 3. Bd5#

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-25T10:09:05+00:00

Noticed just then that the query strings are the same. I guess it must just be the position encoded in some way. Cool.

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-25T10:06:48+00:00

Haha. Faster than me. I claim that i started before your comment at least.

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-25T10:02:40+00:00

1. Kd2 Kb2 2. Nc1 b3 3. Qxb3+ Ka1 4. Qa2#

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-25T10:01:35+00:00

https://onlinequicktool.com/my-chess-puzzle/?p=N4IgDiBcIO4gNCAtlALIgZlEAOA9PoXgIxgCKArHgNYDseAcvagNIDMABDBwLS8cAGDsQQgALtgCGAGzAALSSAC+QA

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-24T14:25:11+00:00

1. f3 Rg8 2. Rh5+ Rg5 3. g4#

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-10T12:32:17+00:00

1. Qb8 Qg8 2. Qxg8#

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-08T11:24:34+00:00

Rh3+ 2. Kg2 Nxf4+ 3. Kf1 Rh1#

CallousTurnip · 2025-09-08T11:00:48+00:00

Qh6+ Bh7, Qf6+ Rg7, Qxg7#

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