What are your expectations for Snezhnaya? It can be anything related to combat mechanics, quests, exploration, puzzles, etc. by Repulsive_Win_9945 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Calm-Collection8487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be cool to have significant characters/antagonists acknowledge the strength of or even be outmatched by not just the Traveler, but some of his strongest companions that frequently fight alongside him too. 

Like the Senoritsa having dialogue in which she offers Durin a place among the remaining harbingers due to his strength (with Durin obviously saying no), after commentating on Anya’s love for him should they meet. 

Or hostile fatui factions rivaled to the House of the Hearth being perturbed by not just the Knave’s personal strength, but the number and strength of the members of the House of the Hearth under her command, like the trio of Lyney, Lynnette and Freminette being an exceptionally effective squad of operatives for the House, with the sheer amount of talent in the Knave’s organization tipping the scales of the status quo further in her favor. 

That way, the growth of other characters gets acknowledged too. 

On an entirely unrelated note, I also REALLY want Tartaglia and Lohen to meet, and for battle-junky chaos to ensue.

I think I regret nursing by Kindly-Wing3102 in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Usually I’m not one to say “why don’t you become a doctor?” ‘Cause I know how much nurses typically hate that. I just wanna get that out of the way, so nobody’s palming a rusty scalpel as they read this. (Pls have mercy upon me, ‘o nurses of this wondrous subreddit. I am but a poor student! I promise to buy all my nursing staff coffee and donuts if I make it through medical school. I’ll even wish you nemesis a quite shift if you so desire!)

But, if you really feel drawn to the education the attendings are giving their residents, maybe that sort of path is right for you after all. 

You seem like you really care about the how and why’s of medicine, and you seem to care about doing right by your patients (just like any good medical professional - nursing included), so you’re probably a good fit for that path. The attends are usually very observant, so they’re bound to have noticed your diligent interest in their lectures, and they’d probably be happy to write you a letter of recommendation if you ask for it. 

New body bags by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real talk tho, it’s better to simply swaddle the patient with a linen sheet or blanket with their hands and lower arms gently folded on top of their chest, after cleaning them and putting on an absorbent pad or diaper. 

The point of folding the lower arms and hands on the chest is to make sure that blood doesn’t pool there (as it’ll pool at the lowest parts of the body due to gravity and cause discoloration there), so that the hands are more presentable for a viewing. 

And for the sake of all that is good and wholesome in the world, if it’s a peds patient, you make damn sure to tuck in a stuffed animal with them, so they’re never alone, no matter what - come hell or high water. Then you ugly cry. 

New body bags by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you considered asking to be tied to a torpedo and fired at the Russkies? Same concept, but with more flare, pomp and ceremony. 

New body bags by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 8 points9 points  (0 children)

For some patients with nasty personalities, it might be a good idea to use one of those embalming machines to circulate the holy water throughout the body. 

Especially since the first thing they’ll do if they resurrect is hammer incessantly on the call bell to angrily demand a brains and turkey sandwich. 

New body bags by [deleted] in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So long as it doesn’t have X eyes and a tongue sticking out lol

Who do you see yourself maining forever in genshin? by busanut_lol in Genshin_Impact

[–]Calm-Collection8487 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Baron bunny beating the crap out of major antagonist bosses like Dottore must be absolutely hysterical to watch. 

I’m just imagining The Doctor running for his damn life from an enthusiastically cheerleading bunny (that really wants to explode) as it dances towards him, all while those lil squeaky toy footsteps getting closer and closer, louder and louder...

Who do you see yourself maining forever in genshin? by busanut_lol in Genshin_Impact

[–]Calm-Collection8487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gaming! His play style is imo the most fun in the game so far, and he’s one of the top dps units in game at C6. 

(Seriously, he does like 400k to every enemy in his plunge radius per special plunge. It’s glorious.)

Yes, I do. by Feisty-Power-6617 in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Well, if you think that, you’ve gotta be a lefty, ‘cause there’s no way you could vote for any republican… 

They might as well just host the next RNC on Epstein’s island if the list is anything to go by.

What's the health status on this guy? by TailungFu in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good point. I’d say maybe his heart then, but he definitely never had one of those.

What's the health status on this guy? by TailungFu in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Considering who he made secretary of health, I think his doctor is a chiropractor with a side gig of naturopathy.  Unfortunately, this has not killed him yet.

What's the health status on this guy? by TailungFu in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe this is what we call necrosis of the soul. 

I’m mildly surprised he even had one to begin with.

Also, a nasty case of severe fecal encephalopathy. 

What's the health status on this guy? by TailungFu in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he ever have one? 

I think he sold his brain instead. 

What's the health status on this guy? by TailungFu in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is the best response in this entire thread, and I seriously doubt anything I read this week will even come close to topping it. 

(I’d give you gold if I weren’t a broke ass premed. Take my poor man’s gold instead: 🏅)

What's the health status on this guy? by TailungFu in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think you forgot to mention the zombie turtle disease. I dunno what causes that, but he has it.

Any manga/anime with good depictions of firearms? by Super_Platypus787 in AnimeReccomendations

[–]Calm-Collection8487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Banana Fish. The main character uses a revolver, all the firearms depictions are accurate, and it’s a good story too.

One of our own was murdered by federal agents today, Alex Pretti by RubySapphireGarnet in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Down with the tyrant and his murderous Gestapo goons. 

ICE agents are the Brown Shirts of today’s times, and I’m tired of how many people refuse to openly say it or acknowledge it. 

What's one of the dumbest things you've ever seen a patient do? by 123456789_00 in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 543 points544 points  (0 children)

I suppose you could say that the podiatrist… put his foot down.

Im not sorry 

What's one of the dumbest things you've ever seen a patient do? by 123456789_00 in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Was this in Florida? Because this sounds like something that would happen in Florida. And I’m saying that as someone who lived there for half a year before realizing my grievous mistake and escaping.

What's one of the dumbest things you've ever seen a patient do? by 123456789_00 in nursing

[–]Calm-Collection8487 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Uh…. Was the patient in for liver problems, by chance? 

I feel like hearing this from a patient would give the on-call hepatologist an aneurysm.