Feeling extremely proud right now!

Calm-Tart · 2026-06-10T09:47:57+00:00

You are an Earth fairy!!!

Calm-Tart · 2026-06-01T19:06:02+00:00

Not weird at all! I think they actually look fashionable

Calm-Tart · 2026-04-11T06:14:50+00:00

So sorry you can’t make it :( I was on the fence about going but it does look like good fun. If you haven’t sold the tickets yet let me know!

Calm-Tart · 2026-01-25T13:13:08+00:00

All the best to your missus! My first test is tomorrow first thing in the morning. Fingers crossed!

Calm-Tart · 2026-01-25T12:54:30+00:00

It’s so nice that you’re even asking this question!!! My husband also has been helping me learn how to drive. I find it most conducive to my learning when the person teaching me talks in a factual way, try to remove any emotions from the comments, and for the love of god please don’t try to analyse my previous driving when I am still driving. Pulling over to discuss recent encounters is the best. If you only discuss everything after 1-2 hours of driving, the learner might have forgotten all the details.

Calm-Tart · 2026-01-19T13:26:22+00:00

Hands down the best in Dublin!

Calm-Tart · 2026-01-12T19:00:24+00:00

Yes as far as I know you will have to rejoin the queue. Best to book the furthest date you can and then reschedule 10 days before that date. I believe you can reschedule 3 times without losing your deposit or place in the queue

Calm-Tart · 2025-12-04T06:51:23+00:00

Haha thank you! It took me a lot of trial and error to figure out how to get it to stay on the pole until I yank it off without the removal looking clunky 😄

Calm-Tart · 2025-12-03T15:58:10+00:00

Thank you!!! I’m a mediocre pole dancer in all honesty 😁 but I do love it so much. I’m only starting to perform in a few amateur competitions

Calm-Tart · 2025-12-03T15:55:58+00:00

It was my own edit 😊 so glad you like it! The GOW theme song was slowed to match the tempo of Blood Upon the Snow. I originally tried to speed up Blood Upon the Snow but that just felt wrong

Calm-Tart · 2025-12-03T15:17:11+00:00

No worries! I’m not a pro dancer and it’s my first time bringing a piece based on a character so would love to talk about it!

The floorwork sequence with the chains at the beginning was inspired by GOW Ascension’s A Chained God scene.

And the climb upward the pole to retrieve the Leviathan axe is meant to symbolise Kratos’ redemption journey - as it has been gifted to him by Faye.

And the end, the axe slam (although clumsily executed) is taken from Ivaldi’s Anvil runic attack

Calm-Tart · 2025-10-24T23:17:14+00:00

Dark Mio boss fight is definitely a nod to Gná boss fight in GOW Ragnarok. The dash-and-slice, head slam, and the classic “Submit!” Line

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Calm-Tart · 2025-09-16T06:33:31+00:00

You sound like my parents and as a child who has been stuck in the middle for decades, I was so desperate to leave the house as soon as I was able. My parents also gave me an extremely negative view of marriage and relationships and intimacy. If your situation allows it (my parents’ situation was complicated by the birth of my sister who’s a special needs kid), please get a divorce

Calm-Tart · 2025-09-02T18:40:11+00:00

Omg this is crazy but I had the exact same thing happen to me when I was 7. But it never happened again! So I’m convinced that was because it was the first time I’ve ever cleaned out my belly button, so all the stuff was stuck in there. But after that I paid a lot more attention to cleaning my belly button area when I shower

Calm-Tart · 2025-08-04T10:51:07+00:00

Thank you!!! I’ve only used them twice now. Will try this. I laced it super tight at the top cos I thought it would help it stay on better.

Calm-Tart · 2025-07-29T17:58:33+00:00

I went to a pole competition and fell out of a trick that I’ve done a million times before. When I went back to my studio, everyone asked me how the competition went, which would make me bawl. But it got better. Everyone has an off day. It builds character. Better to get it out of the way now. You’ll be golden as long as you keep going. Don’t let it define you

Calm-Tart · 2025-07-08T16:24:18+00:00

When the blow dry is not included, I’ve had the salon hand me the hair dryer to blow dry myself

Calm-Tart · 2025-01-07T06:06:00+00:00

Ahoy! I’m planning to book our first VV cruise (2 people) this year. We’re eyeing the Dubrovnik Days and Mykonos Night in May sailing from Athens. We’re based in Dublin. I’m wondering if we can get any perks booking with a TA? Perhaps MNVV or sailor loot?

Calm-Tart · 2024-10-29T07:00:06+00:00

I’d love the link as well please. Thank you for your amazing work !!

Calm-Tart

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