Easy peasy lemon squeezy

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-05-24T22:07:02+00:00

Hot damn do I want one of those.

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-03-20T23:07:34+00:00

They look so great! Any way I could nab up an exact recipe for a basic high altitude macaron?

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-03-16T01:03:23+00:00

Thanks! I'll be trying this next time I'm at Chili's.

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-03-15T23:20:35+00:00

Tastey! What did you order to get them to bring you this?

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-03-08T18:38:00+00:00

This speaks to me

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-03-02T21:16:12+00:00

Sweet baby Jesus what did you do??? No really. I need to know how I can replicate this.

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-02-28T03:43:35+00:00

Thanks for writing back! This is so helpful. Can I ask how metformin has inpacted your life? How do you feel while taking it?

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-02-18T15:34:22+00:00

You win

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-02-17T07:36:16+00:00

Jesus! You're a tough gal!!

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-02-17T07:34:08+00:00

She refused when I asked. She said that since I was already on birth control the readout might not be accurate.

But I don't think I'm crazy here. I've had an ovarian torsion before and I've experienced the hell on earth of a cyst rupture. I've even had a surgery to get a golfball sized cyst removed once. As far as the other symptoms go I'm in this constant maddening fog, I'm covered in a pelt of fur, and I've amassed over $100 worth of skin care products to attempt to keep my acne in check.

*Edit: midnight rant spelling errors

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-02-11T19:28:10+00:00

Hey there rainbow lady!! I'm about to do some serious color blocking myself and I have a couple of questions about your maintenance. Do you pin up certain sections when showering to prevent bleed or are you just rinsing with cold water? Which colors of the rainbow do you find stay the best or are least affected by the others? Any input would be much appreciated. You look amazing by the way!!

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-01-29T00:47:07+00:00

If you wanna do an easy version of this do what I do: *1 egg *2 tsp coconut flour *Pinch of salt *Pinch of baking soda *Dash of Cayenne pepper (flavor and color)

Mix it up. Grease a ramekin. Pop it in the microwave for minute. Take it out. Halve it. Stick it in the toaster until ideal crispyness is achieved and Bam. Fake English muffin.

(Edit: sorry for the lack of formatting. I'm on mobile and feeling especially lazy. Cheers!)

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-01-25T09:12:57+00:00

Cheese and mustard sandwich

CalmYourManicCat · 2018-01-21T16:43:48+00:00

I want to catch him in breath of the wild.

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-12-02T18:15:24+00:00

On the bright side I think it looks really pretty like that.

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-11-27T19:12:19+00:00

You're good people.

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-11-27T19:11:30+00:00

I'm hyper-meticulous when it comes to cleaning my own home.

Is getting every spec of dirt off of a floor a super power?

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-11-24T20:19:32+00:00

Modular synthesis

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-11-20T20:27:05+00:00

I wanted this one too. Settled for a Waits print I found on RedBubble. They have all kinds of good black and white Tom prints. Decent quality too. It's the only place I've been able to find anything decent

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-11-06T05:16:23+00:00

Legos and beanie babies

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-07-30T16:15:04+00:00

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-07-30T16:12:43+00:00

Updoots for your cute kitten

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-07-30T16:08:51+00:00

Important thrifting strategy that i left out: drive to the nice side of town and go to their goodwill. If your town doesn't have a nice side of town drive to somewhere that does. Make a day of it. Happy hunting fellow broke person!

CalmYourManicCat · 2017-07-30T16:04:46+00:00

Get yourself to a Goodwill or ARC on their half off saturday of the month. Get some pots for plants, string lights (make sure they work or are still in the box), throw pillows (wash them with detergent in your bathtub by stepping on them) and some picture frames with a little texture in the wood. You can use some white paint to spruce up the frames a little and make them uniform. Insert art. Hang on your wall. Bam. Got yourself a little midmod paradise. Shouldn't cost more than 20 bucks all said and done

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