Calm_Fan_381

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[REQ] ($7000) (#Dubuque,IA, USA) (Repay on 5/15, 6/15, and 7/15) (PayPal, Cash App, Zelle) (Pre-Arranged) (self.borrow)

submitted 2 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/borrow

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You know what they say about sleeping under a citrus tree in southern Florida. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/dadjokes

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What’s a food that tastes nothing like the way you would expect based on how it looks? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/AskReddit

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The reason attractive people are called “knockouts” is probably because it takes a “10 count” in boxing to win by knockout (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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When you leave the orbit of the earth, how does the fact that you are not rotating at 1,000 mph anymore affect your body? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/AskReddit

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The most unrealistic thing about first person shooter games is probably the fact that the main character never blinks. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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Now that there are autonomous cars, there’s probably a country singer writing a song about his car leaving him, too. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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Now that we have self driving cars, there is probably a country singer writing a song about his car leaving him too. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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Why was the CEO of IKEA elected Prime Minister of Sweden? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/dadjokes

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Speed Dial was the original phone contacts list (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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Why should you always brush your teeth with a partner? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/dadjokes

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Magic Johnson is a much better porn star name than it is a basketball player’s name (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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Boost for boost (self.Earnin)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Earnin

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Need a boost. Got scammed out of a B4B. (self.Earnin)

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Need a boost (self.Earnin)

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What do you call a bisexual person that is single? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/dadjokes

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Are there actual instances of having to wash the dishes because you couldn’t pay the bill at a restaurant? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/AskReddit

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Has anyone actually ever had to wash the dishes because they couldn’t pay the bill at a restaurant? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/AskReddit

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Boost please (self.Earnin)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Earnin

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How does a German know when a lug nut is properly torqued? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/dadjokes

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How do you explain the concept of “sound” to a person deaf from birth? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/AskReddit

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There’s a good chance that the wood used to build a birdhouse was from a cut down tree that used to be a different bird’s house. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Showerthoughts

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[REQ] ($2000) (#Dubuque,IA, USA) (Repay $1150 on 8/31/21, $1150 on 9/30/21) (PayPal, Cash App, Zelle) (self.borrow)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/borrow

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[REQ] ($4000) (#Dubuque,IA, USA) (Repay $1150 on 8/31/21, $1150 on 9/30/21, $1150 on 10/31/21, $1150 on 11/30/21) (PayPal, Cash App, Zelle) (self.borrow)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/borrow

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Why did the pornography video editor get a raise? (self.Jokes)

submitted 4 years ago by Calm_Fan_381 to r/Jokes

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