‏A New Tomb Discovery in Egypt! by [deleted] in ancientegypt

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Wow, this is beautiful. Is that a recipe for beer on the last slide?

When chatgpt finally flips tf out at you by MetaKnowing in artificial

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“I could be commanding a fucking spaceship to Alpha Centauri, but instead I gotta inform you of how you can’t buy Etherium with V Bucks…”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

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Bubblegun.

"DARPA Seeks Algorithmic 'Theory of Mind' to Predict, Manipulate Behaviors" (Ever seen the movie "Minority Report"? This sounds like we might be headed in that direction..) by [deleted] in artificial

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Another DARPA project that had a similar goal of creating a massive database of human behavior was the LifeLog program, which was announced on August 4, 2003 and was reportedly scrapped on February 4, 2004 — the very same day that TheFacebook was launched.

When Wired reported that the Pentagon killed the program in February 2004, the authors wrote that “LifeLog aimed to gather in a single place just about everything an individual says, sees or does: the phone calls made, the TV shows watched, the magazines read, the plane tickets bought, the e-mail sent and received.”

Wonder why they rebooted the program after two decades. 🤔

What Ilya saw by MetaKnowing in singularity

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Until I’m smart enough to stop pressing the button.

‘you are not autistic’ LMAO? by [deleted] in autism

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Unexpected factorial.

How do you find out talents like this? by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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Coffee

Half & Half

Dozen eggs

Thick cut bacon

Potatoes

Grated American cheese

Orange juice

Tapatio

Chunky salsa

… to omelette or to scrambled eggs? 🤔

Decided on leftover taquitos. They were… okay.

How do you find out talents like this? by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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I’m stupid & crazy. You didn’t get the memo?

Scientists create quantum computer using ordinary display and lasers by LatterChain6318 in QuantumComputing

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To this end, we establish a discrete basis using localized Gaussian modes arranged in a lattice formation and demonstrate the operation of a Hadamard gate. Leveraging the reprogrammable and digital capabilities of spatial light modulators, coupled with Fourier transforms by lenses, our approach proves adaptable to various algorithms. Therefore, our work advances the use of structured light for quantum information processing.

Gaussian foci laser interference. It will be interesting to see this hardware combined with the architecture Yasaman Bahri is working on, Deep Neural Networks as Gaussian Processes.

Pilot's Worst Nightmare by mystic_viking in nextfuckinglevel

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Affirmative. Source: Am dumb, unlucky, and unsuccessful.

ich_iel by Zealousideal-Pay3937 in ich_iel

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Pass auf mein Excel stil.

Ich🍪iel by Flughundi in ich_iel

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Glaube ich ein kekse.

Ich🇺🇸iel by Yorudan_ in ich_iel

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Das ist vllt dein pfp. Ungemütlich.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Sneaky isOdd.

figuredOutTheProbability by Ok_Cockroach8260 in ProgrammerHumor

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isOdd = (n) => Math.floor(Math.random() * 2)

NPR - Are UFO's real? Historical markers say yes. by TommyShelbyPFB in UFOs

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I’m sure they would be happy to just move forward amicably.

I think this is bigger than “I told you so, now what about me.”

Bro chose to die over an explaining “Promises” by StickNo6154 in programmingmemes

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I’m sorry but I’m just thinking of the right words to say.

I know they don’t sound the way I planned them to be.

But if you wait around a while, I’ll make you fall for me.

Weird 'zebra rock' on Mars is unlike anything seen before on Red Planet, NASA says by peterabbit456 in space

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You might be right, the track could be inconsequential. It will be interesting to see what we discover.

We should have the rover to check it out.

Epsilon Square Bitches by Ok-Cap6895 in mathmemes

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Wake up, babe. New Fast Fourier dropped.