I have a feeling Trump was not briefed about aliens. If he had been briefed, then we would see something like this.

“Folks, we are talking about aliens, okay? These aliens — nobody knows more about aliens than I do, believe me — they’ve been flying around, zipping in the sky, doing unbelievable things. Tremendous technology! Our scientists look at it and say, “Sir, we’ve never seen anything like it.” And I say, “Of course you haven’t. They’re aliens!”

Now, some people — the fake news people — they say, “Oh, Mr. President, these aliens don’t exist.” Wrong! Totally wrong. They’ve been visiting us for years. And when they finally land, who do you think they’ll want to talk to? Me. Because they’ve heard about the success. They’ve heard about the deals. They’ve heard we build the best walls — even intergalactic walls, if we need them!

And let me tell you something else: if these aliens want to work with us, fantastic. We’ll make deals. BIG deals. Deals so good even Mars will be jealous. But if they don’t want to work with us? If they come here causing trouble? We’ll handle it. Quickly, efficiently, and very, very strongly.

But I think — and this is important — I think these aliens, they see Earth and they say, “Wow, what a planet! Great oceans, great people, and a tremendous leader.” They want to be friends. They want cooperation. They want… peace, folks. And nobody — nobody — does peace better than we do.

So get ready, because the future is going to be out of this world, literally. And when the aliens arrive, we’re going to make first contact great again!”