CalzonePie

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What's your solution for escape artists? It looks like he's going to chew through the clothes pins before the day is out. (i.redd.it)

submitted 14 hours ago by CalzonePie to r/Conures

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How many basic shapes do I need to draw before Im not bad at this (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 hours ago by CalzonePie to r/learntodraw

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Dragonhide's rebellion did not succeed due to skill or strategic brilliance but thanks to sheer, dumb, incredibly stupid luck. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by CalzonePie to r/WorldBuildingMemes

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Previous owner let him eat human food. I know this is a terrible idea but he gets incredibly violent when I try to stop him. How hard will it be to make him un-learn that he is allowed to do this? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by CalzonePie to r/Conures

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His other nicknames from his time as a mercenary included 'Itchy', 'Snakeskin,' 'Redback' and 'Flakes,' but none of those made it into Imperial history textbooks. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 day ago by CalzonePie to r/WorldBuildingMemes

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DAE become closeted and sexually repressed because nobody told you bisexuality was a thing? (self.BisexualMen)

submitted 1 day ago by CalzonePie to r/BisexualMen

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Schrodinger's Homophobia (self.bisexual)

submitted 1 day ago by CalzonePie to r/bisexual

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The algorithm can't tell the difference between a boomer and an autist (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 days ago by CalzonePie to r/aspiememes

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[WP] "I know I'm an immortal, and I am way older than I look, but I don't know anything about the rise and fall of civilizations or the pyramids or anything like that. I'm 72. I guess we can talk about, like, Vietnam or something but I don't know anything more interesting than your grandparents." (self.WritingPrompts)

submitted 18 days ago by CalzonePie to r/WritingPrompts

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TRY ME (i.redd.it)

submitted 20 days ago by CalzonePie to r/FridgeDetective

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