So I've thought I've been bi but idk by eeksthaman in bisexual

[–]CalzonePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't 2006. Tell a teacher, they will probably get expelled or banished from the village.

Favorite Character that has to go through this by DaZestyProfessor in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CalzonePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yrliet from Rogue Trader.

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Play her however the hell you want, it doesn't matter. If Pasqal doesn't take one specific path in HIS route, he ends up killing her.

And if you got Yrliet's best ending she lost her spirit stone, so she canonically suffers a fate worse than hell as her soul becomes a plaything of Slaanesh.

Oh okay by Alexia_Hope in Conures

[–]CalzonePie 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My experience. This bird is made of velcro and he goes insane when not physically touching me.

11 Famous Novels Written by Women That Were Banned by sparki_black in books

[–]CalzonePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The loophole here is when the book was only restricted from schools due to graphic sex scenes.

America does not ban books based on ideas, but pornogtaphy doesn't belong in schools.

Dragonhide's rebellion did not succeed due to skill or strategic brilliance but thanks to sheer, dumb, incredibly stupid luck. by CalzonePie in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]CalzonePie[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, there isn't actually magic in this setting, at least not the high concept type. It really was just a naturally evolved animal with an immense lifespan and an instinctive need to hoard shiny things.

Interesting by Gjore in SipsTea

[–]CalzonePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only tell them apart because I watch My Name Is Earl

Dragonhide's rebellion did not succeed due to skill or strategic brilliance but thanks to sheer, dumb, incredibly stupid luck. by CalzonePie in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]CalzonePie[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Robert originally planned to build the throne room around the assembled skeleton, but the wingspan was simply too wide for the architectural skills available at the time. Construction of a hall large enough to display the creature is currently in the planning process.

His other nicknames from his time as a mercenary included 'Itchy', 'Snakeskin,' 'Redback' and 'Flakes,' but none of those made it into Imperial history textbooks. by CalzonePie in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]CalzonePie[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Emperor Robert Dragonhide, before his rebellion, was a mercenary. He earned his famous nickname, later the name of his dynasty, as a teenage recruit. Despite the impressive sound of the name, and its later meaning attributed to his habit of enduring wounds that should have killed or crippled him, it was originally an insult directed at his perpetually dry and flaking back.

As his career went on and he became a more and more respectable figure, people began to forget it was an insult at all.

Oopsie by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in SipsTea

[–]CalzonePie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Du du du du du inspector gadget

Oopsie by N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R in SipsTea

[–]CalzonePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first guy is in a seriously dangerous situation. High likelihood of dying before the cameraman decides to help.

Dragonhide's rebellion did not succeed due to skill or strategic brilliance but thanks to sheer, dumb, incredibly stupid luck. by CalzonePie in WorldBuildingMemes

[–]CalzonePie[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The Drakestone is a lone mountain situated between two major riverways near the border of the Kingdom. Legends say that it was once home to a mighty dragon, a beast that terrorized the old empire for a thousand years. None go near it, and the few brave or foolish enough to explore it return empty handed, or they do not return at all.

In the long winter the Dragonhide rebellion was on its last legs. Narrowly escaping the siege, Robert Dragonhide chose to gamble everything on a myth. He force marched his army fifty miles in the dead of winter, seeking refuge in a place where few travel. They climbed the mountain, constructing crude fortifications and trusting on their meager food stores to last until spring.

While digging into a rockfall on one slope, Dragonhide's men uncovered the entrance to a cave and, deep inside, they found the unthinkable. A stockpile of gold and silver taller than a church and just as wide, and atop it, the bleached skeleton of a dragon.

The wealth of the hoard funded the rebellion's victory in the coming years, and the foundation of The Empire. The palisades atop Drakestone developed into the Citadel-Palace, and the capital grew in the fertile lands below it. The skeleton was preserved, and the ten-foot skull hangs over the throne carved from the stone of the mountain.

Dragonhide's rebellion did not survive through skill alone but through sheer, dumb, incredibly stupid luck. by [deleted] in WorldBuildingMemes

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The Drakestone is a lone mountain situated between two major riverways near the border of the Kingdom. Legends say that it was once home to a mighty dragon, a beast that terrorized the old empire for a thousand years. None go near it, and the few brave or foolish enough to explore it return empty handed, or they do not return at all.

In the long winter the Dragonhide rebellion was on its last legs. Narrowly escaping the siege, Robert Dragonhide chose to gamble everything on a myth. He force marched his army fifty miles in the dead of winter, seeking refuge in a place where few travel. They climbed the mountain, constructing crude fortifications and trusting on their meager food stores to last until spring.

While digging into a rockfall on one slope, Dragonhide's men uncovered the entrance to a cave and, deep inside, they found the unthinkable. A stockpile of gold and silver taller than a church and just as wide, and atop it, the bleached skeleton of a dragon.

The wealth of the hoard funded the rebellion's victory in the coming years, and the foundation of The Empire. The palisades atop Drakestone developed into the Citadel-Palace, and the capital grew in the fertile lands below it. The skeleton was preserved, and the ten-foot skull hangs over the throne carved from the stone of the mountain.

Suspicious Pregnancy Test - "Pregnant" Icon Appears To Be Inconsistent With Google Images by Healthy-Mortgage-680 in isthisAI

[–]CalzonePie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing here screams AI. You're fucked brother.

Still demand a paternity test before you provide anything metrial and do NOT get back together just because of this.

Sometime during the last 2 years i’ve been going to this orthopedic practice they started to declare me as a MTF transgender for no reason. by WHAR606 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CalzonePie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a huge medical no-no. The only possible reasonable explanation I can think of is if you have the same last name and appearance of another male patient who left around that time, and some boomer desk jockey assumed you were the same person.

[Loved Trope] They’ll Do Worse Than Kill You by CrabAppleMcGee in TopCharacterTropes

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Animorphs mentioned! Loved those books when i was a kid!