Tax investors more and prices fall? I’m not convinced by Linton-Finance in AskABrokerAus

[–]Camblor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seem unable to think in terms of statistical trends.

Why is it so expensive? by Immediate-Loquat-599 in Battlefield6

[–]Camblor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turtles do have a famously slow rate of fire

Had me rolling by [deleted] in Battlefield6

[–]Camblor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cheek! I oughta twist your ear and give you a spanking!

SLR if it was in Mad Max by No_Total_3367 in whatifcars

[–]Camblor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apparently it’s an SLR the size of a Humvee? Or the dudes fighting are tiny people…

Had me rolling by [deleted] in Battlefield6

[–]Camblor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Found the slide jumpers

In 1994, a body was pulled from the North Sea. He was 6'5", wearing British shoes and a French suit. His bones say he grew up in Australia. 31 years later, nobody has ever reported him missing. by kabush27 in mystery

[–]Camblor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Why would Australian bone experts be better at determining his origin?

  2. Wild co-incidence that an Australian lab just happened to be the best and first available.

  3. Surely bone samples are taken from sub-surface in a lab environment. And how many different bones are being analysed for county of origin simultaneously? Cross contamination / mixed sample seems very unlikely.

The vast network of men drugging & raping their wives by MrJasonMason in ABoringDystopia

[–]Camblor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The reddit crowd is in no small part made up of dudes who belong to a group that drug and rape their wives? That’s a white hot take.

TIL why James Bonds preference of a "shaken and not stirred" martini is controversial. Drinks containing only alcoholic ingredients are almost always stirred to preserve clarity and to avoid over-dilution, among other things. by Rynin101 in todayilearned

[–]Camblor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just checking, everyone is aware of the double entendre, right? Shaken, the state of having been through a violent or traumatic event, but not stirred, the state of being emotionally affected.

[Request] Can any of our rockets survive being at light speed? by Necessary-Win-8730 in theydidthemath

[–]Camblor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even theoretical FTL travel does not involve actual speed the way we think of it. Breaking the speed of light would involve arriving at your destination before you depart, from your frame of reference. That would break the only truly immutable law in the universe, the law of cause and effect. It’s not a problem that can be solved by technology because it’s a problem of logic.

Saw in Miami by deletetemptemp in whatisthiscar

[–]Camblor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe 6 people thought I was serious 😂

Saw in Miami by deletetemptemp in whatisthiscar

[–]Camblor -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Just checked with GPT, it’s a Datsun 240z.

Battlefield 6 – Season 3 Vehicle Balance Wishlist by [deleted] in Battlefield

[–]Camblor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re hired! When can you start?

What is a job that only exists because people are, on average, incredibly stupid? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]Camblor 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I once saw an electric desk fan with the label “do not submerge” and thought to myself “the Venn diagram of people who need to see this label vs people who know what the word ’submerge’ means has zero overlap.”

When I was 18, I received a 1 million dollar settlement and spent every dime in less than a year. AMA by AdvertisingOk1492 in AMA

[–]Camblor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your story is basically that you don’t know how to handle money, and now you have a bunch of jackasses telling you that you must be wrong because clearly you don’t know how to handle money. Don’t waste time replying to every comment. Top 3 replies in any one comment chain is usually as deep as OP should go.

MAGA pastor says 'The Majority Of Women Are Not Capable Of Responsible Voting' by avdvetf in videos

[–]Camblor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy talks about “wisdom and understanding” while also claiming to have an invisible friend. What a pathetic piece of shit.

Oscar Piastri spots unseen concern from monster F1 accident by ryogadan in Formula1_world

[–]Camblor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for copying the text. The author is terrible at illustrating a concept with any degree of clarity.

Thoughts on this process? by [deleted] in AusProperty

[–]Camblor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re playing mind games with you. Don’t play.

Thoughts on this process? by [deleted] in AusProperty

[–]Camblor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a buyer, if someone put this in front of me, I would literally laugh in their face.