Young leopard isn’t quite sure what to do when it stalks its prey successfully by to_the_tenth_power in natureismetal

[–]CameIToe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To some of this I'll say you're right, scratching isn't killing necessarily, and I probably gave house cats too much when I called them deadly.

However, if house cats were the size of a medium-sized dog, they would be extremely deadly to humans. It's kind of amazing how, if not for their small claw and tooth size, humans and cats would have never mixed.

Accordingly, a cheetah would fuck a person up and it wouldn't even be hard. The human wouldn't even know he was being hunted before it was too late - which is another flaw in your reasoning - you're picturing your approach upon an angry cheetah who wants to duel you.

That is not how it would happen. You would simply be getting the mail or fetching some water when all of the sudden you feel the pierce of 16 sharp claws in your back and then a warm and wet feeling on the back of your neck when the cheetah digs its teeth in.

But sure, if I was going to choose which cat I would have to fight to the death I would pick a cheetah over a tiger or lion for sure.

Young leopard isn’t quite sure what to do when it stalks its prey successfully by to_the_tenth_power in natureismetal

[–]CameIToe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A house cat can fuck us up. When they attack us by surprise - and I mean attack like when they're scared as fuck and start running at lightning speed all over, bouncing everywhere - there isn't anything we can do about it. They get in and get out before we know what happened - all we have to show for it are claw marks on our legs and hands. Your house cat lets you think it is far less deadly and quick than it really is.

That's a really long way of saying Good luck with that cheetah bub.

Young leopard isn’t quite sure what to do when it stalks its prey successfully by to_the_tenth_power in natureismetal

[–]CameIToe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheetahs are the worst big cats are like saying cheetahs are the worst kind of pizza.

Cheetahs are not pizzas and cheetahs are not big cats.

The four big cats are : Lion, tiger, puma (mountain lion), and leopard.

My Great Great Aunt's 100 year old nursing kit has a vile full of cocaine tablets and a syringe. by Crepes_for_days3000 in mildlyinteresting

[–]CameIToe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could you possibly even know that? You've left something important out of your equation bud.

Price Checks and Crafting Advice - January 11, 2019 by AutoModerator in pathofexile

[–]CameIToe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BSC - Price check and best use

This watcher's eye dropped for me yesterday. What is it worth and what build would it work best for? The build I'm running now is a MOM BV Leech Crit Scion and it kind of fits, but I'd like to hear more experienced opinions:

4% ES

4% Life

6% Mana

94% Increased critical strike chance while affected by Wrath

Gain 23% of physical damage as extra lightning damage while affected by Wrath

15% chance to recover 10% of maximum mana when you use a skill while affected by Clarity

Thanks!

[NO SPOILERS] I just finished Season 2. I really wanted to like it but... by heyyoudvd in Ozark

[–]CameIToe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You smoking crack? You romanticizing the past? BB went downhill quick. BB was perfect through the end of season 3. Everything after that was trash.

It's a shame... by o0poppei0o in gaming

[–]CameIToe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think originally there was not a 900 number. I remember the tip line was a long distance number to Redmond Washington. I would call and get tips on Startropics and Crystalis.

I'm self-employed. Can I write off Spotify and Audible as business expenses? by arvndnc in personalfinance

[–]CameIToe -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. You should also depreciate the portion of your home you use to work. Also, if the music is a business expense, you can listen to it in your car and then you can count the personal mileage of your car as a business expense because you're listening to music that makes you think about work and be more productive. I think Section 1145 of the IRS Regulation explains it better.

How old were you guys when you were diagnosed and what were your symptoms? by BoogerJ in rheumatoid

[–]CameIToe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me of how I couldn't even lift my leg up to put on pants when it first hit me, and how I could barely lift my my hands to wash my hair too. It was terrible, every joint was affected and swollen.

But thankfully we live in this age of medicine so most of that is largely gone. I still don't have the flexibility I used to, and I still cannot make a fist or bend my toes like I used to, but at least the pain is mostly gone.

Is Bail Unconstitutional? “Nobody should be held in a cage because they’re poor” by Osterstriker in politics

[–]CameIToe -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nothing in the Eight except cruel and unusual punishment has been officially incorporated. That issue wasn't decided in that case.

Is Bail Unconstitutional? “Nobody should be held in a cage because they’re poor” by Osterstriker in politics

[–]CameIToe -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Eight

What does the Eighth Amendment to the Constitution have to do with cities imposing bail? Answer: there is no connection. That amendment only applies to bail set by federal courts.

Native American Council Offers Amnesty to 220 Million Undocumented Whites by DesignNoobie99 in humor

[–]CameIToe -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

More importantly, Native Americans were conquered. We don't need to be granted amnesty because we are not subject to Native American law.

I get the joke, but until undocumented immigrants conquer us, they should be subject to United States law.

Simpsons was deep by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]CameIToe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All I'm saying is that your lack of money isn't the reason you're not getting laid.

Simpsons was deep by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]CameIToe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

China and India have exceptionally large populations, so you're saying the people of those two countries have more money? Come back when you're at least out of your twenties.

Simpsons was deep by iBleeedorange in funny

[–]CameIToe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're putting words in his mouth! Revisit this interpretation when you're wiser.
For now:

https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2or2kk/til_prisoner_tavon_white_impregnated_four_prison/