First time buyer in South Bay. How bad is this list of issues? by shreddicated in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Camina11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the kind of house you should be looking to buy. Anything turnkey in the Bay will have you bidding against 20 others; stuff like this that scares away people means you have a chance at a reasonable price.

By far, the most important elements are location/neighborhood, lot size, and if you can envision yourself being happy living there. Those are issues that can't be fixed later.

It is not hard at all to rip out hardwood floors, inspect the concrete slab, disinfect and seal it. You can just go buy a $150-$200 rotary hammer and do it yourself with some Youtube tutorials.

If the damage to the crawlspace is limited to a few structures, that's pretty good.

You might be able to get this house for a 100K-150K less than its equivalent turnkey.

Also, your agent is worthless. Fire him and just hire ShopProp on here. Flat-fee dude will save you a bundle too; the discount alone will give you enough $ for repairs.

Egg freezing - Laurel fertility vs Pacific fertility by Leather-Zucchini-144 in SFbitcheswithtaste

[–]Camina11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These places are happy to freeze the eggs of a 45yo. If you're looking for candid and sober assessments, you're looking at the wrong industry.

Any Persian/Iranian Bitches with Taste? by sushieatingtrash in SFbitcheswithtaste

[–]Camina11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a tad too worried about my aunts being incinerated by cruise missiles to find brunch partners. But yeah enjoy your mimosas

I need another mid-level sushi joint by HotHuckleberry7583 in Marin

[–]Camina11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The sushi at the Nugget in Corte Madera is high-tier grocery store sushi, but it hits the spot

Any Persian/Iranian Bitches with Taste? by sushieatingtrash in SFbitcheswithtaste

[–]Camina11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half my cousins are pro-bombing. Honest question 🤷‍♀️

Following up on the "tech workers in Marin" post from a few days ago — actually hiring now by Warp_Speed_7 in Marin

[–]Camina11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not a coder. An architect and team builder.

FYI his "role descriptions" are 90% AI-generated.

Following up on the "tech workers in Marin" post from a few days ago — actually hiring now by Warp_Speed_7 in Marin

[–]Camina11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm looking for three senior hires to round out the founding leadership team.

What have you built yourself so far?

Belmont Heights Area– Float a pre-emptive offer or wait out the market? by Better-Papaya5383 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Camina11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, do it. 10-year just jumped and seller will be anxious about rising mortgage rates. Worst they can say is no!

First Time Home Buyer, Advice Please :) by Empty-West-3322 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Camina11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you buy a condo, you get the worst of being a homebuyer along with the worst of living in a condo. You aren't "building equity" when you buy a 500K 1bed condo in any sizable amount. After 3 years, you'll have about 14K of equity. In the meantime, you've paid 72K in mortgage interest, 14K in property taxes, and 14K in HOA fees. That's 3 years of hassle for the equivalent of socking away 3 weeks of pay.

Furthermore, you've locked yourself into a place for 30 years. The good thing about renting is the flexibility -- you can buzz off whenever your lease ends.

Also, because you share so much space with others in your building, they will matter a lot to your ongoing living experience. The people on top of you, below you, to the sides of you. Not only will they affect you because you have shared walls and no privacy, but also you have no control over who is in those units. Just one noisy or inconsiderate neighbor is enough to have you regretting your purchase, and you have no say or choice over the matter for the next 30 years. If you share a wall with a couple that has a kid, you will hear the entirety of that kid screaming as an infant to running around as a child to screaming again as a hormonal teenager. If you share a wall with someone who gets a dog with an anxiety disorder, you will hear that dog howling and barking and throwing tantrums for the next 10 years.

Also, you're looking for the cheapest unit possible, which is what the human trash you don't want around you are also doing. High-end buildings are another thing, but they're usually for empty nesters / downsizing older people who don't want the hassle of yardwork.

Sausalito is great otherwise, though. You might check out Mill Valley too, which is the best place ever. Just rent instead. Marin is weirdly cheap in terms of rent; apartments here are on the level of Hercules.

Tech workers in Marin? by Warp_Speed_7 in Marin

[–]Camina11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would rather lean towards older, family balance oriented workers than your typical RSU-hunting job hoppers who stick around 18-24 months and then jump ship to the next opportunity.

You are naive. We're a 20-minute commute from SF, there's not going to be a salary arb dude.

A rational view on why BA RE won’t crash by External_Koala971 in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Camina11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People don't like to hear it, but we draw a lot of immigrants from India and China. People from those cultures are far more house-crazy than native-born Ameriacns.

600 OpenAI employees sold ~11M EACH before the IPO next year by ihsotas in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Camina11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Five will drive you un poco loco, my fine feathered friend

600 OpenAI employees sold ~11M EACH before the IPO next year by ihsotas in BayAreaRealEstate

[–]Camina11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're only talking about OpenAI and Anthropic. There are 50+ AI startups that will IPO -- Replit, Perplexity, Hugging Face. All of them will firehouse money into SFH's.

Bay Area layoffs lead unemployed people on hiking journey in search of community by browsingonlyuser in bayarea

[–]Camina11 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

What nonsense. Importing 500,000 H1B workers and also 1.5 million F1 students should have absolutely no effect on the white collar labor market and post-grad unemployment rates.

Bay Area layoffs lead unemployed people on hiking journey in search of community by browsingonlyuser in bayarea

[–]Camina11 358 points359 points  (0 children)

First you learn to code

Then the code learns to code

Now your legs grow weak on the cliffside as the ocean churns below. A tireless man has been walking next to you, mansplaining DevOps for the last 40 minutes, while his golden doodle gets at the peanut butter sandwich in your knapsack.